The Great Amigo Thread...

[boozeman]

He thought I was kidding. I wasn't. I wouldn't joke about something like that.

He'd never do that. Never. Ever. ~Berman~

 

[NoDak]

Thread about Mettenberger being released.

It's Rappaport. I'll wait for an actual source.

Yeah, Crappaport is totally unreliable. I would never take anything he says seriously.

I NEVER listen to the Crapreport let alone believe him.

His source is a magic 8 ball

Hos, have you heard anything about us being interested in Mettenberger?

From what I was told, They called, and I guess we weren't interested. Not in a trade anyway. It wouldn't shock me if we brought him in, though.

Thanks, Hos!!! Great info as always!

God damn.

 

[Cotton]

Thread about Mettenberger being released.



















God damn.

Thanks, Hos! Can I slob your knob now?!

 

[boozeman]

Thread about Mettenberger being released.



















God damn.

That's fuckin' incredible.

 

[NoDak]

That's fuckin' incredible.

It really is. I could maybe understand if it was just one snowballed retard, but it's the entire fucking board. They actually turn their noses up to a guy that does this for a living, a guy that has real live contacts on NFL teams for a fat compulsive liar with a plunger in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other. And all he does is make a vague statement, AFTER THE FACT, and they eat that shit up.

I would love if a psychologist/psychiatrist could read that board for a month, then give the world a written report. He'd probably win a Nobel prize for sorting through that Jim Jones/David Koresh nightmare.

 

[Cotton]

It really is. I could maybe understand if it was just one snowballed retard, but it's the entire fucking board. They actually turn their noses up to a guy that does this for a living, a guy that has real live contacts on NFL teams for a fat compulsive liar with a plunger in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other. And all he does is make a vague statement, AFTER THE FACT, and they eat that shit up.

I would love if a psychologist/psychiatrist could read that board for a month, then give the world a written report. He'd probably win a Nobel prize for sorting through that Jim Jones/David Koresh nightmare.

That is just so nasty.

 

[dallen]

It really is. I could maybe understand if it was just one snowballed retard, but it's the entire fucking board. They actually turn their noses up to a guy that does this for a living, a guy that has real live contacts on NFL teams for a fat compulsive liar with a plunger in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other. And all he does is make a vague statement, AFTER THE FACT, and they eat that shit up.

I would love if a psychologist/psychiatrist could read that board for a month, then give the world a written report. He'd probably win a Nobel prize for sorting through that Jim Jones/David Koresh nightmare.

To be fair, Rapoport is wrong almost as often as Hostile

 

[data]

All though, I do find it strange that he's a "Big time Vikings fan", yet didn't know anything about his team's QB being hurt.

cuz Hostile has to be so frikkin infallibly omnipotent, he outscoops other teams' fans, not just the Cowboys. Hos' friend also probably rented an apartment to a terrorist, but Hos' will tell you his terrorist tenant of course was higher on the food chain.

 

[Texas Ace]

In thread about Teddy Bridgewater tearing his ACL.



This guy has a "friend" for every damn team in the NFL. All though, I do find it strange that he's a "Big time Vikings fan", yet didn't know anything about his team's QB being hurt.

Not only does he have a friend for every team, that friend always wants to talk Cowboys football for some reason.

Giants, Redskins, Packers, Cardinals, etc., -- all these fans from all these teams and yet it's the Cowboys they all want to talk about.

What a coincidence.

 

[NoDak]

This dude needs to start thinking about life after football. He doesn't owe us anything he has literally given this team his body. Mad respect for that, now time to hang em up before it effects the rest of his life. Makes me sad as hell, it's the truth tho...

I would rather risk it all and risk never walking again just to prove I was way better than the critics ever knew. I am hard headed like that.

Oh, for fucks sake. People actually believe this shit?

 

[Cotton]

Oh, for fucks sake. People actually believe this shit?

OMFG, this is complete bullshit and he is a stellar human being all at once.

"I would risk never walking again just to prove myself to people I have never met nor ever will meet"

Well, to be fair, he is doing that daily with the 3 Big Macs at lunch every day. Imagine carrying a house every day. So maybe he isn't lying.

 

[Angrymesscan]

Oh, for fucks sake. People actually believe this shit?

Wait... then how come his stellar carrer ended?

 

[boozeman]

Wait... then how come his stellar carrer ended?

Knee injury. Got the bad news straight from the BYU team doctor.

 

[Angrymesscan]

Knee injury. Got the bad news straight from the BYU team doctor.

It has to be more than that, he would rather risk it all and risk never walking again just to prove he was way better than the critics ever knew. He's hard headed like that.
They could have amputated that leg and he still would have gone out there you know amputees run in his family and it never stopped them from leading normal lives...

 

[data]

Anyone remwmbwr his two cents when a Zoner said some dudes were picking on a veteran in a wheelchair in a restaurant?

 

[NoDak]

@Hostile, Screamin A Might Be Ready For You . . . . . . .

First Joke opened with a teaser. Tomorrow is a "big" announcement from Screamin A and it was implied that watchers of the show might get a chance to go at it with him.

We will know tomorrow.

He'd look like a fool.

There is no way they'd let Hos thru because they'd make him look like the fool he is.

So, besides the obvious cock slurpage, does this stupid bastard really think their producers would know who this fat fuck was, and would really screen him because of it?

S A just issued a challenge for all those who want a piece of him. He said be careful what you wish for.

How do I challenge him? Via Twitter?

Hos, did you have to shower after tweeting that turd burger ?

Almost. Still no answer from him or his People. You'd think with this announcement, he'd be drumming up the hype. Yet there is nothing. I have no doubt he's scared.

And with that, a collective cheer goes up in retardville.

 

[Cotton]

 

[1bigfan13]

Wait, because a notable celebrity (of sort) doesn't immediately respond to some random, crazed fan's challenge, he's scared?

I'm sure pretty Lebron gets about 1,000 tweets a day from random fans wanting to challenge him on the court. Never heard of him responding to any of them. I'm pretty sure he's not "scared" of them.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

SAS has nearly 3 million followers but no response to Hostile's challenge = 'no doubt he is scared'. If it were just about anyone else I would say that comment was made tongue in cheek, but Hostile may just be delusional enough that he actually believes it.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Does this genius realize that this sort of thing is exactly what screamin A wants? He wants people so worked up they try to engage with him. The worst thing for him is if someone just ignored him.