The Great Amigo Thread...

[E_D_Guapo]

I don't like looking ignorant either.

Funny way of showing it by constantly dumping truckloads of bullshit onto the internet.

 

[mcnuttz]

Has he lost 100 pounds yet?

 

[NoDak]

He should be Trump's running mate.

I know drool splatters, but could you try and keep your retardation confined to one area? Thanks.

 

[NoDak]

Because eating isn't illegal. Duh.

It is if she's only 12. Ask bbgun.

 

[Cotton]

It is if she's only 12. Ask bbgun.

Damn.

 

[Jiggyfly]

I wonder if he feels in control of his faculties when he is staring down 4 Big Macs.

 

[boozeman]

Has he lost 100 pounds yet?

Forgot about that one.

 

[data]

Shook to the core.

 

[boozeman]

Shook to the core.

You like that?

He acted like it was a presidential assassination.

To the core.

 

[data]

Motherfucking core.

i mean, what does that mean illustrated? Was he in the middle of scarfing down a Grand Slam omelet when the news broke, did he push away the plate and curl into fetal position, right there on a Denny's bench?

No. I bet The Hostile kept his composure, stood on that bench and ordered a pie, knowing other Denny's patrons would look to him for leadership. He sat back down to a roaring score of applause. For sure, This cannot interrupt our Liberty or else the terrorists have already won. Probably left an extra fat tip to the waitress to show how swell of a guy he is. Her name was Melody. Ironic, because the birds were chirping a melody moments later, signifying a rebirth.

 

[mcnuttz]

Forgot about that one.

It's a shame that GreenBalloon guy won't ask for a diet update.

 

[Cotton]

Motherfucking core.

i mean, what does that mean illustrated? Was he in the middle of scarfing down a Grand Slam omelet when the news broke, did he push away the plate and curl into fetal position, right there on a Denny's bench?

No. I bet The Hostile kept his composure, stood on that bench and ordered a pie, knowing other Denny's patrons would look to him for leadership. He sat back down to a roaring score of applause. For sure, This cannot interrupt our Liberty or else the terrorists have already won. Probably left an extra fat tip to the waitress to show how swell of a guy he is. Her name was Melody. Ironic, because the birds were chirping a melody moments later, signifying a rebirth.

 

[Green Balloon]

We are likely to sign Patrick Robinson to a 3 yr. deal this morning.

We got him.

Fantastic! I expect Twitter will be awash with the news any moment now.

My apologies, I may have jumped the gun a little. Not official yet. It is going to be official though.

No problem here. You're just trying to let us know as quickly as possible. It's been a good day so far.

Fish indicated Robinson's deal was near just over an hour ago . . .

There was also this.

I didn't get that info from Fisher, but glad he's saying similar.

Hostile's quote above and the Clarence Hill tweet were posted at about the same time. Right about now, Wittenacious is realizing he may be inadvertantly exposing his hero's "sources". Engage backpeddle...

I'd wondered who you'd gotten your Robinson info from, but I didn't ask because your sources are your sources.

I figure if you want to divulge who said what, you'll tell us. If not, I figure it's none of my business. I trust what you tell us completely. If your info doesn't pan out, you own up to it and tell us what went wrong. All good either way.

I'm just happy and appreciative that we get as much insider info from you as we do.

The guy who told me, (neither of those two mediots) is the one who told me it is not official yet, but is still going to happen. He got me too excited. Damn him.

Never a doubt in my mind, Hos. You've never given us a reason to doubt your insider info.

Translation: OMG!!! I am SOOOOO sorry. You can finish on my face if you want to. Please forgive me.

 

[Green Balloon]

...

It's a shame that GreenBalloon guy won't ask for a diet update.

I am down this morning to 355. That is 23 pounds since January 1, and 14 pounds since I got challenged on here.

It could have been down a little more but I had Nachos for lunch yesterday while watching the NCAA games.

 

[Green Balloon]

Uh oh.

Posted 7:04pm

Followed shortly thereafter by this.

My guy said he told me he's ours because he is not going anywhere. He then told me that he hasn't signed yet, and that's when I said I may have jumped the gun.

We now all know we got him. Just got to get stuff in order. He is NOT leaving Dallas without a contract signed.

Posted at 9:30pm

And one minute later...

Well hell.

 

[boozeman]

He needs to have a chat with "his guy". These jokes are getting way out of hand.

If he had any integrity, he should drop that guy from his posse of sources.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Green Balloon]

Posted in their NFL thread.

I am so happy for him. My friend Jess has moved to Oklahoma. He's a surgeon. He recently met Weeden, and said he had nothing but great things to say about the Cowboys. He was disappointed that he was made a fall guy, but he told Jess (not a Cowboys fan BTW) that it was a first class team in every way. Jess couldn't wait to tell me.

 

[boozeman]

 

[data]

Down to my core, I'm happy for Weeden.