The Dur thread.

[bbgun]

 

[roughneck266]

We can get Sally Fields to do the commercial. "For only 11 dollars a month, you can adopt a pecker...."

 

[Cotton]

We can get Sally Fields to do the commercial. "For only 11 dollars a month, you can adopt a pecker...."

I have been known to be wrong before, but I think I am correct in saying, I think you might be thinking of Sally Struthers.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I have been known to be wrong before, but I think I am correct in saying, I think you might be thinking of Sally Struthers.

 

[roughneck266]

I have been known to be wrong before, but I think I am correct in saying, I think you might be thinking of Sally Struthers.

Never said I wasn't retarded.

 

[Cotton]

Never said I wasn't retarded.

Don't feel bad, I say retarded shit all the time.

 

[roughneck266]

Don't feel bad, I say retarded shit all the time.

Im 59, I just tell everyone it's early onset dementia. :)

 

[Cotton]

Im 59, I just tell everyone it's early onset dementia. :)

Damn, you're old.

 

[roughneck266]

Damn, you're old.

Can't argue with that. I am currently older than I have ever been before.

 

[Cotton]

I am currently older than I have ever been before.

 

[Cotton]

These people don't deserve the same oxygen as the rest of us.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Her hand gestures almost have me convinced though.

 

[Cotton]

Her hand gestures almost have me convinced though.

I hadn't even watched the video because I'm trying to maintain my blood pressure levels, but I started it and muted it, and she sounded stupid even with no sound.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Im 59, I just tell everyone it's early onset dementia. :)

Right behind you, brother. That ingestion of aspartame started kicking in a few years ago

 

[Cotton]

 

[boozeman]

Instant turn off strategy for me.

 

[NoDak]

Shaved pits or not. Makes no difference.

Either way, she's still a disgusting fucking slob.

 

[boozeman]

Right behind you, brother. That ingestion of aspartame started kicking in a few years ago

I did a paper on that in college. You do realize that it started by accident. The dude licked his own finger after working on something totally separate.

 

[boozeman]

Shaved pits or not. Makes no difference.

Either way, she's still a disgusting fucking slob.

The tats are not it either.

That shit makes me laugh when I ask them to tell me the story behind their paint.

 

[Cujo]

I did a paper on that in college. You do realize that it started by accident. The dude licked his own finger after working on something totally separate.

I’ve never heard this story. Aspartame is not bad for you?