The Dur thread.

[roughneck266]

Probably the best outcome for her. If she had broken through the ice, momentum would’ve moved her away from the broken ice and trapped her under solid ice and she could’ve drowned, assuming hypothermia/shock didn’t get her.

You're definitely a glass half full guy.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

It sucks because I watched for hard nipples not a broken knee.

Not an ass man?

 

[roughneck266]

Not an ass man?

I love a pretty ass, but jumping into cold water doesn't really accentuate the keester area.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Rev]

 

[Landry]

Would you kiss that?

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Fack no.

 

[boozeman]

You would never know either. People are nasty.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

This is in Seattle. One of the biggest lockdown and mask locations in the country.

But now it's cool to do this disgusting thing.

 

[Rev]

Would you kiss that?

The wall or the woman?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The wall or the woman?

Which part of the woman...

 

[roughneck266]

Which part of the woman...

I ain't kissing either one of em. IF you do, knowing where she has been, you deserve whatever flavor of creeping crotch rot you end up with.

 

[p1_]

Im sure she swallows.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Im sure she swallows.

I bet she will do the real nasty stuff if you want her to.

 

[roughneck266]

Im sure she swallows.

That chick eats ass. Of that I have no doubt.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That chick eats ass. Of that I have no doubt.

So I see you're rethinking her as a viable option.

 

[roughneck266]

So I see you're rethinking her as a viable option.

Well.... Nope. If she will do that, there is very little she wouldn't stick up her snatch. Prolly been a rhinoceros, or somethin in there. I doubt my bull hamster impression would have much effect on her.

 

[Rev]

Well.... Nope. If she will do that, there is very little she wouldn't stick up her snatch. Prolly been a rhinoceros, or somethin in there. I doubt my bull hamster impression would have much effect on her.

You could impress her with a legume debate.

 

[bbgun]