The Coronavirus Thread...

bbgun said:
not if you have a certain salary. not sure what the cutoff point will be.
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as it should be, give the $1500-$2K to those that really need it
Iamtdg said:
I had my son go to 5 different places yesterday and none of them had any toilet paper. So, for those of us that didn't panic and hoard, we can't even find a week's worth. In short, people are fucking stupid.
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man up and get butt hoses for all your toilets!

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pdom said:
I hope yours breaks.
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I've got them on 5 toilets & two back ups in the box, sombich!

plus 2 on my girlfriends toilets

the apocalypse may take me out but I'm leaving this world with a squeeky clean pooter!
 
pdom said:
Gavin Newsom is bringing the SWAT team to your kitchen. Just saw the news. Dizzam
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From what I see he's effectively declaring martial law but he's too much of a pussy to say it. What is the plan for all the street-shitting homeless?
 
pdom said:
If the meaning of "this" refers to coronavirus, it could wipe out the homeless. There'll be lots of street corners up for battle. Winner-begs-all.
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No shit.

Even if it wipes out the current homeless, how many people will be on the street when housing evictions resume in the months after this shit is over?

This is crazy. I have a feeling if this shit happened pre-internet, this would be 90% less chaotic right now.

I have relatives texting me their address’s in other states telling me now is the time to come hunker down before the national guard closes the state borders.

Jesus fucking Christ. I don’t know if they’re revealing themselves as loons, or if they’re the smart ones.
 
boozeman said:
Uh...I have gone to six stores within a ten mile radius and they had none.

Don't tell me you think what is happening near you is the same way everywhere else.
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I’m not presuming anything. Just saying the only way you will obtain what you need from the store is to go look or determine who will deliver what you need. You won’t get it done unless you start the search.
 


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pdom said:
Since 2/3 of Americans are supposed to inevitably catch this thing, who’s your prediction for DCCer to catch it first? Bonus points for creativity telling who they got it from and how they caught it.
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I'm not playing your little game, Phil.
 
pdom said:
Since 2/3 of Americans are supposed to inevitably catch this thing, who’s your prediction for DCCer to catch it first? Bonus points for creativity telling who they got it from and how they caught it.
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NoDak ... from his butcher.
 
So under current proposals I could get possibly $3400 from the government as a family of four? Sign me up for more of this virus shit.
 
Made a grocery store run this morning, no shit tickets, the checkout lady said they have been putting out a couple pallets worth every morning but they're gone right away even limiting customers to 1 pack. Other than that their was plenty of meat, bread, produce.
 
mschmidt64 said:
So under current proposals I could get possibly $3400 from the government as a family of four? Sign me up for more of this virus shit.
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I'm hoping my clients use that money to pay off some of their bills and I make out even better
 
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