The Beer Thread

[E_D_Guapo]

One word. And you should be familiar with it since you live in Austin. Hipster.

I am familiar with it and it is overused and misused all the time. "Hipsters" make up a small part of people who are buying these beers from smaller breweries.

 

[Cotton]

I am familiar with it and it is overused and misused all the time. "Hipsters" make up a small part of people who are buying these beers from smaller breweries.

Not saying they are hipsters. I meant the mentality. Trying to come up with the most bizarre names possible is a very hipster thing to think/do.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Not saying they are hipsters. I meant the mentality. Trying to come up with the most bizarre names possible is a very hipster thing to think/do.

 

[Kbrown]

If the DCC ran a brewery, I wonder what the beer names would be....

 

[E_D_Guapo]

If the DCC ran a brewery, I wonder what the beer names would be....

* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.

 

[Kbrown]

* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.

Very well done.

 

[Cotton]

* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.

That is an excellent start.

 

[dallen]

There is definitely a Ludicre Shandy

 

[dallen]

Brady Bottle Lock-ger

 

[Cotton]

Tad Amount Tallboy?

 

[Cotton]

Brady Bottle Lock-ger

 

[Cotton]

Classically Decent Cider.

 

[dallen]

Dumb Frick Prem-Weiss?

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Woke Up Screaming (Habanero Porter)
Ayuh (ESB–Extra Special Bitter)
Post More Pils (Pilsner)

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Tad Amount Tallboy?

I like Tad Amount as the Light Beer offering from DCC Brewing.

 

[Kbrown]

Cowher Elf Christmas Ale

 

[Kbrown]

Shittin' Sideways Coffee Porter

 

[Kbrown]

Anal Bleach Blonde

 

[Kbrown]

LT's Wait 'n See Non-alcoholic Root Beer

 

[Texas Ace]

Southern Fools' O'Douls

Takes about 20 or so to get drunk, right [MENTION=57]mcnuttz[/MENTION]?