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It would be great if you had a boy...he has older sisters, who will bring friends over to the house and he would be able to ogle their friends, yet still be the cute little brother. My son is doing that right now...my daughter is about to turn 14 and she has friends over all the time. He checks in with them from time to time...pants or no pants.

Seriously, this has been my plan the whole time.

A guy in high school with two older sisters? Poon tang central, biznatch!
 
I respect your views as a parent, but I'm happy to have a boy first. It increases the likelyhood of multiple boys which could be exhausting, but I'm glad to have an extra pair of eyes watching out for potential little sisters. Plus he will be cleaning guns with me in the living room when some punkass comes over to take daddy's little princess out on a date.

What, do you think I wanted a girl first?

It's called "making apple pie out of chicken shit"...just doing the best I can, pal.
 
Yeah, I was glad to have the boy first. I had a talk with him just the other day about how I'm going to start relying on him more to watch over his mom and sister. He got swole with pride. It was a good moment.

~looks up at ceiling and blinks back tears~

If you shopped at Men's Warehouse you probably could've gotten him a Mini-Iamtdg suit for 1/2 price.
 
:lol @ mcnuttz for thinking there would be a Men's Warehouse within 150 miles of Lubbock. Hit suit is straight off the rack from Kohl's, biatch.
 
If you shopped at Men's Warehouse you probably could've gotten him a Mini-Iamtdg suit for 1/2 price.

That's where I bought my suit. I didn't buy an expensive enough suit to get the half off the next one deal. Hell, I will only wear his thing once a decade, if that often. 300 bucks and I am good to go.
 
:lol @ mcnuttz for thinking there would be a Men's Warehouse within 150 miles of Lubbock. Hit suit is straight off the rack from Kohl's, biatch.

We have a Men's Wearhouse. And it's WEARhouse not WAREhouse. :lol @ you
 
Did you not see me post that we had an Omnimax?!?! We all fancy now.
 
Psssttt! Whatevers! Lubbock has Texas Water Rampage AND The Main Event

Uhhh, dude, I believe you are missing one key badass attraction called Joyland. #uptown
 
Fo realz tho mcnuttz go the doc get checked out. Most likely everything is fine of you are breathing OK at this point. When did that happen?
 
Uhhh, dude, I believe you are missing one key badass attraction called Joyland. #uptown

:lol That's right I forgot about Joyland. That is the best place to get a turkey leg and smell the stench of rotting flesh from when the dead body was dumped in the park.
 
Might want to make more of an effort than that.

I didn't want to bring this up but you just forced my hand. I had one on vb5 and a mod didn't.
 
:lol That's right I forgot about Joyland. That is the best place to get a turkey leg and smell the stench of rotting flesh from when the dead body was dumped in the park.

I have yet to set foot inside it or Texas Water Rampage. I know, I am missing out on life.
 
I have yet to set foot inside it or Texas Water Rampage. I know, I am missing out on life.

The wave pool is pretty amazing. My favorite part is when the water unexpectedly goes over my head and I breath in pee water.
 
The wave pool is pretty amazing. My favorite part is when the water unexpectedly goes over my head and I breath in pee water.

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Wendy's double cheeseburger for lunch.

Outstanding!
 
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