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mcnuttz said:
My barber noticed lots of spots on my head the last time I had a hair cut, then my wife freaked out and made me an appointment to the dermatologist...so I'm taking off early today.

Weird that they just showed up.

Was thinking about it the other night and remembered a few weeks back I nearly killed myself twice. It was a messed up weekend all the way around, but the point here is the spots on my head.

Was tearing out a room in my shed that had water damage. I noticed black mold on the sheetrock, but I hit it anyway and it crumbled to nothing. I caught a whiff of something nasty as shit and then it was like I was sick as hell immediately. My family was gone, and I stumbled into the house getting more and more nauseous.

Made it to the bathroom and laid over the tub thinking I'd puke. It was like I'd been chugging whiskey for hours. World was spinning, couldn't be still, but couldn't move from the ground. Was stuck on the floor and was scared my girls would find me dead in the bathroom. Was finally able to get up off the floor after a couple hours and felt fine after that.

So now I'm wondering if I have black mold growing out of my head.
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I'm a little disappointed that you didn't call/text/email/PM me for advice since I own a remediation company.
 
skidadl said:
I'm a little disappointed that you didn't call/text/email/PM me for advice since I own a remediation company.
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I couldn't reach my phone.

My wife had been calling me for hours, but I'd thrown the phone on the bed as I stumbled through to the bathroom.

I knew she was calling, just couldn't do shit about it.

Also, we had that shitty vb5 site and communicating was painful. I knew I'd run into you eventually.

So do you think I should get another haircut before going to the doc?
 
I would not suggest a hair cut, but a nice VO5 hot oil treatment would really make it better for the doctor.
 
Remember when Bipo finally got his meds right and kinda turned a corner towards sanity?

Wha happened?
 
Carp said:
I would not suggest a hair cut, but a nice VO5 hot oil treatment would really make it better for the doctor.
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I normally go with a #2 when the weather warms, but this was almost two weeks ago.

It's bushed out now and I'm worried the excess hair will keep the doctor from correctly assessing my black mold head.
 
Iamtdg said:
Remember when Bipo finally got his meds right and kinda turned a corner towards sanity?

Wha happened?
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I think he quit drinking a couple years back.

A nut who tries too hard not to be is bad news. That shit builds up, man!
 
Go with a half on the sides and a 2 on top...it's business, but shows you like to party.
 
Carp said:
Go with a half on the sides and a 2 on top...it's business, but shows you like to party.
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Sounds like the high & tight I used to rock back in the day.

Just found out we're pregnant, so not sure my wife is in the shape to be fighting other women right now.
 
mcnuttz said:
I couldn't reach my phone.

My wife had been calling me for hours, but I'd thrown the phone on the bed as I stumbled through to the bathroom.

I knew she was calling, just couldn't do shit about it.

Also, we had that shitty vb5 site and communicating was painful. I knew I'd run into you eventually.

So do you think I should get another haircut before going to the doc?
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We usually recommend that clients shave their head and then get a wash rag as wet and hot as possible, roll it up very tight and cram it as far up your arse as possible.

You should be better by morning.
 
mcnuttz said:
Sounds like the high & tight I used to rock back in the day.

Just found out we're pregnant, so not sure my wife is in the shape to be fighting other women right now.
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You sly basitd...congratulations!
 
skidadl said:
We usually recommend that clients shave their head and then get a wash rag as wet and hot as possible, roll it up very tight and cram it as far up your arse as possible.

You should be better by morning.
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This was the first thing I tried.

Thanks for the rookie advice.

I'm starting to wonder if you truly own a remediation company.
 
Carp said:
You sly basitd...congratulations!
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I'm painting the new room in boy colors.

If it turns out to be another girl, I'll put it up for adoption and have me a new Cowboys room! :towel
 
mcnuttz said:
Sounds like the high & tight I used to rock back in the day.

Just found out we're pregnant, so not sure my wife is in the shape to be fighting other women right now.
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Congrats, brother. You hoping for a boy?
 
It would be great if you had a boy...he has older sisters, who will bring friends over to the house and he would be able to ogle their friends, yet still be the cute little brother. My son is doing that right now...my daughter is about to turn 14 and she has friends over all the time. He checks in with them from time to time...pants or no pants.
 
I respect your views as a parent, but I'm happy to have a boy first. It increases the likelyhood of multiple boys which could be exhausting, but I'm glad to have an extra pair of eyes watching out for potential little sisters. Plus he will be cleaning guns with me in the living room when some punkass comes over to take daddy's little princess out on a date.
 
Yeah, I was glad to have the boy first. I had a talk with him just the other day about how I'm going to start relying on him more to watch over his mom and sister. He got swole with pride. It was a good moment.

~looks up at ceiling and blinks back tears~
 
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