I'm totally kidding, we don't swing. I just wanted to sound like a cool kid.
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I have never used a butt vibrator and doubt I ever will. Those are the facts.
Cotton, can I still come over for Christmas?
Dude, you're not using my butt vibrator. We have talked about this before.
I'm just trying to stay on everyone's invite list for parties, that's all. You can't make too many moral judgments here in the 2013.
Since you have talked about it before, you can stop talking about it now.
We could... but we probably won't.
Hey LT... Were there swingers back in your day?
If someone dropped a bucket of AA batteries in here it would be mass hysteria.

I've got a snake, man.