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Oh look, a dollar.

~grabs wrinkled dollar, rubs against corner of vending machine to straighten it out~

~buys Twix~
 
Nuttzy just got vending ownt.

~snicker...doodle~
 
I had Subway for lunch. Had my ole standby the meatball, and I think they have juiced up their little toasting machine because I essentially burned off every taste bud in my mouth on the first bite.

I'm thinking about suing.
 
I made it rain, biznatch!
 
:unsure
 
Honey oat foot-long tuna toasted with pepper jack. All the fresh veggies and jalapenos with a swipe of balsamic vinaigrette.

Bitches betta recunize
 
No thanks.
 
I'd like to hear Green Day cover Fallen Angel.
 
I wasn't offering you one...just letting you know how this straight up thug ass gangsta playa hardcore bastid rolls.

Dirty werd you yer mom.
 
mcnuttz said:
I wasn't offering you one...just letting you know how this straight up thug ass gangsta playa hardcore bastid rolls.

Dirty werd you yer mom.
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oic

~gang signs using a payday candy bar~
 
skidadl said:
I really hope that EZ starts a weight-loss thread really quickly. I am so fat right now it's unbelievable. I would start a thread to kick this thing off but I can't seem to find the motivation to start the thread. This is not a good sign.

I found the motivation to jog a mile on the treadmill yesterday on the steepest incline. That's the first time that I've been able to jog since I broke my leg. Did you guys know that I broke my leg? It's a cool story that I love to tell.
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I thought it was your ankle.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Meanwhile back at the oasis all the Arabs were eating their dates.
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That's gross. How do they procreate if they keep eating their dates?

:unsure
 
All of this candy bar talk brought back a very fond memory. When I was just out of college I worked with a really sexy girl who was also right out of college. We had a lot in common and used to take our lunch break together quite a bit. At the time I was really considering making a move on her at some point but a) I had a girlfriend who was still in school a few hours away and b) I was still trying to read her to see if she was maybe digging me too. A lot of days she'd get a Kit Kat from the vending machine and eat it after lunch. One day she looked at me and said very deliberately, "Do you want to split my Kit Kat?". It was a very clever way to let me know I had the green light because there was no mistaking the real meaning behind what she was saying. Of course I tried to play it off super cool but I have no doubt I must have showed some sort of surprise on my face before I told her that yes, I'd very much like to split her Kit Kat, which I proceeded to do that weekend and several times after that.

So to this day I still associate Kit Kat with this girl and it always makes me smile. Oh and I know...CSB.
 
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I am so referring to it as splitting the Kit Kat now. Awesome.
 
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