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[skidadl]

Cotton is famous.

 

[Deuce]

League of American Bicyclists

 

[Deuce]

I'd also like to point out how disappointed I am in Cotton's quotes. Not once did I see a "you have to start somewhere."

 

[skidadl]

No but his campaign for better bicycle lanes started with a billboard.

 

[skidadl]

On the bottom of the billboard is says "Jerry sucks" in invisible ink.

 

[Deuce]

On the bottom of the billboard is says "Jerry sucks" in invisible ink.

I'm willing to fly all the way out there with a black light if this is true.

 

[Cotton]

I have to admit, I lol'ed a couple of times reading the above comments.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Cotton is famous.

So is polyester.

 

[boozeman]

You would think if people knew they were getting on an airplane they would bathe or use deodorant.

 

[Cotton]

You would think if people knew they were getting on an airplane they would bathe or use deodorant.

Or brush their teeth.

 

[boozeman]

And is amazing how the narrow aisles make everyone's ASS SO FUCKING HUGE IT HITS YOU EVERY TIME....RUh...RUHHH....AAAAAAAAAAUGH

 

[Cotton]

Another thing that pisses me off about airplane flights is when people have 2 hours to go take a leak and they wait until the final descent to stand up, and then you have to watch the flight attendants scramble to get them back to their seat so they can get sat down themselves before landing.

 

[Cotton]

Or the douche that makes a phone call before you even get to the end of the runway after landing and yells his conversation that you can hear at the other end of the plane.

 

[boozeman]

This cunt of a stewardess had the nerve to sneer at me when I said Rum and Coke...a double.

 

[Cotton]

This cunt of a stewardess had the nerve to sneer at me when I said Rum and Coke...a double.

What was she sneering about? That's a very common drink.

 

[Smitty]

New rumor today that Andy Kaufman is still alive.

 

[NoDak]

New rumor today that Andy Kaufman is still alive.

What, are you in a three days ago time zone or something?

It's already been proven a hoax.

 

[dallen]

Well, you were probably already hammered

 

[dallen]

I just heard a rumor Geraldo has found Al Capone's tomb

 

[E_D_Guapo]

You would think if people knew they were getting on an airplane they would bathe or use deodorant.

On the other end of the spectrum, women wearing waaaaaaay too much cheap perfume is also horrid. I specifically remember being miserable on a flight between Austin & Atlanta years ago because of this. It was one of those fat, ugly women that spend a ton of time/money on their hair, nails, and clothes to try and compensate for how fat and unattractive they are. This bitch went the extra mile and doused herself in shitty perfume too. Awful.