Test...

[mcnuttz]

Check it out, Geng...might be worth the investment.

 

[mcnuttz]

I've got a Revenge of the Nerds story for you.

So I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds with my dad and his friends shortly after it came out. I'm probably 10 years old at most.

The scene comes on where Poindexter gets an erection from watching the video feed of the nude girls and I make a comment like "haha he got a boner".

So my dad tells me never to say that again and I get my ass beat after the movie ends once his friends have left.

My problem with the beating is why in the hell do you allow an 10 year old to watch a lewd movie like Revenge of the Nerds in the first place?

My dad should have been the one to get his ass beat for bad judgment as a parent.

Cool boner story.

 

[1bigfan13]

It's family night in the 1Bigfan household.

Think I'm going to break out Porky's and Faces of Death for me and the little ones.

 

[mcnuttz]

Please be prepared to slap them down when they mention boobies and blood.

 

[skidadl]

No love for Coming to America up in here?

You all are a bunch of racists!

~Pulls hoodie over head while munching on Skittles~

Very quality movie wiff some memorable moments.

 

[1bigfan13]

Just had a new Major come into the office today.

She looks just like Taraji P. Henson.

I'm not going to lie, she had a brother blushing.

 

[Texas Ace]

I've got a Revenge of the Nerds story for you.

So I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds with my dad and his friends shortly after it came out. I'm probably 10 years old at most.

The scene comes on where Poindexter gets an erection from watching the video feed of the nude girls and I make a comment like "haha he got a boner".

So my dad tells me never to say that again and I get my ass beat after the movie ends once his friends have left.

My problem with the beating is why in the hell do you allow an 10 year old to watch a lewd movie like Revenge of the Nerds in the first place?

My dad should have been the one to get his ass beat for bad judgment as a parent.

 

[Texas Ace]

Just had a new Major come into the office today.

She looks just like Taraji P. Henson.

I'm not going to lie, she had a brother blushing.

She's your....queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen tooo-hoooo beeeeeee.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I have been to Target today. I have been to the post office. I've been to McDonalds. I have yet to return to the toilet. I feel like I could under optimal circumstances. My son has pooped twice, however.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Congrats, Geng.

A family that poops & tests together is kinda weird but at least you're bonding.

Truth.

Thank you. Congrats to you on the masculine child.

 

[1bigfan13]

She's your....queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen tooo-hoooo beeeeeee.

My new mission in life is to make her my work wifey.

 

[mcnuttz]

 

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[1bigfan13]

That an old one, Phil, but it's still a good one.

 

[dallen]

 

[boozeman]

Call me juvenile, but that one made me snicker.

 

[Carp]

My new mission in life is to make her my work wifey.

Always need to have one...thank god the government can read e-mails.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Screw you, geng, for not putting Dumb and Dumber on your list.

~brushes off front of shit and walks off~

Yeah it was just ok.

 

[Genghis Khan]

We just had a new roof, porch, and foundation put on our house.

The crew was all Mennonite and I am still blown away how efficient and honest they were.

Very refreshing to find folks like that when everyone else is just trying to hustle for a quick dollar.

If I finish my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm the same with Mel Brooks. High Anxiety is a good one for me as well.

Ha I forgot about that one. I'd definitely put that right up there.