Test...

[Texas Ace]

I did seriously consider stabbing him the neck with my pen though.

Hey, it could be worse.

You could be sitting next to a guy like John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

Imagine that......sitting next to a fatty who takes off his socks then begins to twirl them in a circular motion coming oh so close to hitting you in the face.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Last time I flew there was a ton of turbulence that scared the shit out of my wife. Now she never wants to fly again.

Which means I'm finally going to have some epic vacations now that I don't have to bring my wife.

 

[Cotton]

Actually I am headed back from the insane state of California.

I hate going to Cali. The people are fucking rude and the food sucks monkey nuts.

 

[Cotton]

Last time I flew there was a ton of turbulence that scared the shit out of my wife. Now she never wants to fly again.

Which means I'm finally going to have some epic vacations now that I don't have to bring my wife.

Turbulence doesn't bother except when it happens as we are about to touch down. Then it bothers the shit out of me. And, I have flown a shit ton in my life and it still bothers me.

 

[Cotton]

Speaking of flying I don't have to go on the road again until probably April or so of next year. I was going to have to go to a conference in Chicago but my boss went instead.

 

[boozeman]

I haven't dealt with rude Californians but a lot of weird ones.

 

[Cotton]

I haven't dealt with rude Californians but a lot of weird ones.

There are shit tons of weird ones. Like a huge Austin, but even more liberal if that's possible.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Turbulence doesn't bother except when it happens as we are about to touch down. Then it bothers the shit out of me. And, I have flown a shit ton in my life and it still bothers me.

Funny thing is I had to piss so bad but they wouldn't let anyone out of their seat for the rest of the flight due to the turbulence. It was about 45 minutes and I just held it and was going to go when we got off the plane. Problem is, when landed, I can't remember why but we had to wait on the runway before we could drive to the gate. The pilot came on and said we had to wait, not long just 10 or 15 minutes. I knew there was no way I was making it that much longer, so I went to get up to go to the restroom but the stewardess told me - very sternly - to sit back in my seat because we weren't allowed out of our seat until we get to the gate and leave the plane.

I told the stewardess that's fine but there was about to be a cleanup in aisle 22. she said really testilly that fine, I could go ahead and go but I was doing it at my own risk. We were literally sitting on the ground and the pilot just told us we wouldn't be moving for the next 10 minutes at least. I said yeah, I think I can risk it.

/CSB

 

[UncleMilti]

Funny thing is I had to piss so bad but they wouldn't let anyone out of their seat for the rest of the flight due to the turbulence. It was about 45 minutes and I just held it and was going to go when we got off the plane. Problem is, when landed, I can't remember why but we had to wait on the runway before we could drive to the gate. The pilot came on and said we had to wait, not long just 10 or 15 minutes. I knew there was no way I was making it that much longer, so I went to get up to go to the restroom but the stewardess told me - very sternly - to sit back in my seat because we weren't allowed out of our seat until we get to the gate and leave the plane.

I told the stewardess that's fine but there was about to be a cleanup in aisle 22. she said really testilly that fine, I could go ahead and go but I was doing it at my own risk. We were literally sitting on the ground and the pilot just told us we wouldn't be moving for the next 10 minutes at least. I said yeah, I think I can risk it.

/CSB

Something similar happened to a guy on a flight I was on headed to NY.

Except this guy took a major shit and everyone heard it. He was frantically telling the stewardess he had an "emergency" and needed to go to the restroom. She was like "Sir, you will need to WAIT UNTIL WE GET TO THE GATE" and he was all red-faced and fidgety and over explaining himself. I was thinking..tell her..tell her you are going to drop a deuce on passenger D17 if can't get to the restroom. .

Good times.

 

[data]

I haven't dealt with rude Californians but a lot of weird ones.

There are shit tons of weird ones. Like a huge Austin, but even more liberal if that's possible.

Oh, you haven't seen anything until you've been to Berkeley.

 

[Bob Roberts]

My iPad Mini isn't good for much but maximum testing while on the crapper

 

[boozeman]

Oh, you haven't seen anything until you've been to Berkeley.

Thankfully, I have absolutely no reason to go to Berkeley.

 

[UncleMilti]

My iPad Mini isn't good for much but maximum testing while on the crapper

No flash=minimal porn.

 

[dallen]

No flash=minimal porn.

I have an iPad and a Surface Pro. The Surface Pro is worse in almost every category except porn

 

[Rev]

My wife just got a Samsung galaxy note. Hold on while I see if she can watch porn.


Please check on me if you haven't heard back in a few days.

 

[L.T. Fan]

My wife just got a Samsung galaxy note. Hold on while I see if she can watch porn.


Please check on me if you haven't heard back in a few days.

Where do you keep the key to your front door?

 

[E_D_Guapo]

My wife just got a Samsung galaxy note. Hold on while I see if she can watch porn.


Please check on me if you haven't heard back in a few days.

 

[1bigfan13]

Yo, Rev. Did you go to the Killeen-Copperas Cove game last night?

Killeen pulled off the upset.

That RGIII stank has bled over into the high school ranks.

 

[Rev]

Yo, Rev. Did you go to the Killeen-Copperas Cove game last night?

Killeen pulled off the upset.

That RGIII stank has bled over into the high school ranks.

Actually didnt get to go because of work. Figured Killeen High would be the first one of the Killeen/HH schools to beat us. Their program has been pretty good for a few years now. I was only able to listen to a little bit of it so really dont know too much about the game other than the Killeen RB going off.


Listening to High School games on the radio is fun, though. Its not professionals doing the game. Its fans doing the game. They get worked up about the game as its going on. The KHS team even has a sarcastic commentator that would probably fit in nice here.

 

[Carp]

I haven't dealt with rude Californians but a lot of weird ones.

Having grown up in NoCal there are many hippies and peace lovers...not many rude people. Maybe I SoCal, but people there are usually happy just based on weather and surroundings. In closing...Iamtdg is full of shit.