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Was at the store earlier and there was this dude with a freakin' Donald Trump type toupee on. I thought that fucker was going to start barking at me.
 
I own a grand total of 2 ties and they both still have the original knots that were tied on them over 3 years ago.
 
The other day I was at Taco Villa and I saw the tallest tranny I have ever seen. I kid you not. I thought it was a really really ugly woman from a distance, but when it walked past me I gasped involuntarily when I realized what it was. I was truly scared for my life.
 
Texas Ace said:
I own a grand total of 2 ties and they both still have the original knots that were tied on them over 3 years ago.
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You don't leave a tie tied, man. WTH are you thinking?
 
Iamtdg said:
Was at the store earlier and there was this dude with a freakin' Donald Trump type toupee on. I thought that fucker was going to start barking at me.
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Do people with toupee's generally bark?

This may be some of your regional game that I'm not familiar with.
 
Texas Ace said:
I own a grand total of 2 ties and they both still have the original knots that were tied on them over 3 years ago.
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I took you for a clip-on type, which is probably accurate.

Did you have them tie it at the store?
 
Texas Ace said:
I own a grand total of 2 ties and they both still have the original knots that were tied on them over 3 years ago.
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Also, 2 does not count as a grand total.
 
Iamtdg said:
The other day I was at Taco Villa and I saw the tallest tranny I have ever seen. I kid you not. I thought it was a really really ugly woman from a distance, but when it walked past me I gasped involuntarily when I realized what it was. I was truly scared for my life.
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Pics or GTFO

You should know the drill by now, rookie.
 
These ties were actually tied by a female cousin. :lol

:unsure
 
mcnuttz said:
Do people with toupee's generally bark?

This may be some of your regional game that I'm not familiar with.
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It would have been less shameful if they were clip-ons.

Don't you ever think, "maybe I should run this by the Testes first"?
 
Texas Ace said:
These ties were actually tied by a female cousin. :lol

:unsure
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Say, man, I think you misunderstood the section of the rules that said family board. Frickin' sicko.
 
mcnuttz said:
Pics or GTFO

You should know the drill by now, rookie.
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I was much too afraid to take a pic. It growled a little as it passed me.
 
mcnuttz said:
It would have been less shameful if they were clip-ons.

Don't you ever think, "maybe I should run this by the Testes first"?
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The Acester may never recover from that one.

Inexcusable.
 
There was a time not long ago that I for some reason became interested in the Mormon religion. But then someone told me that Mormons aren't allowed to drink and I was like, fuck off Joseph Smith!
 
EZ22 said:
There was a time not long ago that I for some reason became interested in the Mormon religion. But then someone told me that Mormons aren't allowed to drink and I was like, fuck off Joseph Smith!
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Good man.
 
It's probably just in my head because of the character he plays, but Aaron Paul always looks strung out to me.
 
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