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[Rev]

This is the worst advice I have gotten all day.

Or, did mean save up my money because they are pricey. Because if so, you will jump up the list of advice.

I find it best to not post it here....

 

[boozeman]

I love watching the local news during a snow storm.

Okay, we need to warn you about the nature of carbon monoxide poisoning. You should not use a gas grill to heat your home.

 

[Cotton]

I find it best to not post it here....

Text me.

 

[Cotton]

I love watching the local news during a snow storm.

Okay, we need to warn you about the nature of carbon monoxide poisoning. You should not use a gas grill to heat your home.

You would think that would be a no-brainer but some people are stupid enough they need the warning.

 

[Texas Ace]

CSB:

I'm at this great restaurant here in Houston called Kenny and Ziggy's, and who should be seated next to us?

Trent Green, Ian Eagle, and Laura Okmin. I'm sure they're here to cover the game tomorrow.

 

[BipolarFuk]

 

[jeebs]

I just took a shit that was the sale consistency of an oversized draddle. Needless to say it was painful and slightly traumatic

 

[data]

You've taken a shit and tragically discover you only have two TP squares left. You:

A. Use both squares at once and go for one master wipe
B. Use both squares at once and start with cursory wipe, fold over and second wipe.
C. Use one square at a time
D. Line your underwear with both squares, no wipe and walk.

 

[Cotton]

You've taken a sit and tragically discover you only have two TP squares left. You:

A. Use both squares at once and go for one master wipe
B. Use both squares at once and start with cursory wipe, fold over and second wipe.
C. Use one square at a time
D. Line your underwear with both squares, no wipe.

In that horrific scenario I go with B.

 

[data]

I go 'c' with a narrowly, but thick, folded one square. The narrow width of the folded one square almost guarantees fingers getting shit in them, but at least I can wash my hands immediately after.

 

[L.T. Fan]

In that horrific scenario I go with B.

You start with the card board roller and finish with the paper. Flush the paper and carefully take the roller to the trash. Then you scrub your hands and fetch a new roll.

 

[data]

test

 

[data]

holiday season officially over and vast majority of schools back in session...traffic should be back to its normally shitty levels.

 

[mcnuttz]

Back to this toilet paper deal.

All you need is one square.

Stick your finger through the square, clean all the shit off with your finger, then clean your finger with the square as you pull it back out.

Who the hell are you fairies? Good lord.

 

[Rev]

Wondering what people do with their butt.

This is how I know all of you are gay.

 

[mcnuttz]

Wondering what people do with their butt.

This is how I know all of you are gay.

Aren't you the guy who wouldn't even shit in his own office building?

 

[Rev]

Aren't you the guy who wouldn't even shit in his own office building?

I don't remember if I said that but I do prefer the comfort of my own home if it all possible.

 

[boozeman]

I don't remember if I said that but I do prefer the comfort of my own home if it all possible.

I would say for at least the first 30 years of my life, I would refuse to take a dump anywhere but at home (unless it was an explosive emergency).

Now it is like, gimme the toilet.

 

[boozeman]

This new "Most Interesting Man In The World" is not that interesting.

Looks like a guy that should be cleaning the pool.

 

[Cotton]