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Speaking of, I saw the coolest thing in a bathroom at the Denver airport. They had an auto ass gasket dispenser. It was cool as shit.
 
Iamtdg said:
Our freakin' custodial staff is pissing me off. They keep moving the trash can close to the sink instead of leaving it by the door. I'm not touching that door handle, dickheads. I'll throw the paper towels on the ground. Don't think I won't.
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I'm the same way. :lol

I've seen too many dudes go straight from the urinal to the door without even thinking about washing. Even seen quite a few drop a load then go straight from the stall and out the door without washing.
 
Iamtdg said:
Actually, I don't. I do wipe the seat down before I sit down, though.
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I'm a seat liner. I have to have tp lining the toilet. I'm not bare assing that shit. Even at home.
 
Not bathroom related but I worked with a dude who never wore a pair of socks twice. He had some weird phobia about having clean feet.

So once he wore the socks once he'd either give them away or throw them out.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I'm the same way. :lol

I've seen too many dudes go straight from the urinal to the door without even thinking about washing. Even seen quite a few drop a load then go straight from the stall and out the door without washing.
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God, that is just nasty.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I'm a seat liner. I have to have tp lining the toilet. I'm not bare assing that shit. Even at home.
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I'm not even a big fan of wiping the seat down. Don't really like getting my hand that close to the ass matter, but with a big enough wad of toilet paper I can get through it.
 
1bigfan13 said:
Not bathroom related but I worked with a dude who never wore a pair of socks twice. He had some weird phobia about having clean feet.

So once he wore the socks once he'd either give them away or throw them out.
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Yeah, that's pretty weird. I mean, I on'y wear a pair once before they get washed, but I faith in the washing machine to get them clean.
 
Iamtdg said:
God, that is just nasty.
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The topper is I saw one dude leave the bathroom after taking a shit, then 5 minutes later I see him at his desk eating a bag of Cheetohs and sucking the Cheetoh dust off his fingers. I'm sure there was some fecal matter mixed in that dust ass well. :lol

Needless to say, I never touch anything he brings for potlucks.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I'm the same way. :lol

I've seen too many dudes go straight from the urinal to the door without even thinking about washing. Even seen quite a few drop a load then go straight from the stall and out the door without washing.
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Do they have a unibrow and do their knuckles drag the floor?
 
1bigfan13 said:
The topper is I saw one dude leave the bathroom after taking a shit, then 5 minutes later I see him at his desk eating a bag of Cheetohs and sucking the Cheetoh dust off his fingers. I'm sure there was some fecal matter mixed in that dust ass well. :lol

Needless to say, I never touch anything he brings for potlucks.
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:lol

Nasty.
 
1bigfan13 said:
The topper is I saw one dude leave the bathroom after taking a shit, then 5 minutes later I see him at his desk eating a bag of Cheetohs and sucking the Cheetoh dust off his fingers. I'm sure there was some fecal matter mixed in that dust ass well. :lol

Needless to say, I never touch anything he brings for potlucks.
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boozeman said:
Do they have a unibrow and do their knuckles drag the floor?
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They might as well. One of the guys on this floor that doesn't wash his hands walks like a neanderthal. He is one of our IT support guys. I told the IT manager a couple of weeks after he was hired to give me admin rights on my computer and told him I would handle any updates or whatever might need to be done to my computer. I didn't want that nasty fucker touching my keyboard.
 
1bigfan13 said:
The topper is I saw one dude leave the bathroom after taking a shit, then 5 minutes later I see him at his desk eating a bag of Cheetohs and sucking the Cheetoh dust off his fingers. I'm sure there was some fecal matter mixed in that dust ass well. :lol

Needless to say, I never touch anything he brings for potlucks.
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That's foul. I always wash my hands number one or two, and use paper towel to open the door.

On this topic, when out I wipe down and use the ass gaskets, above and below the seat. If no ass gaskets are available, I line with toilet paper above and below the seat.


At home, nah
 
Fucking hell, I gotta find a new forum to test in.

You guys are weird.
 
Rev said:
Save your money.
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This is the worst advice I have gotten all day.

Or, did mean save up my money because they are pricey. Because if so, you will jump up the list of advice.
 
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