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Those are graham crackers, not gingerbread. More like worst gingerbread house ever.
 
A Cadbury eating skid is a kinder more caring person.

He'sj
He's just not as likable though.

I prefer a gruffer and cynical skidadl...that's the best version IMO.
 
He'sj
He's just not as likable though.

I prefer a gruffer and cynical skidadl...that's the best version IMO.

You will take docile skid and you will like it. If you're not ok with that we can have a poetry-off.
 
You will take docile skid and you will like it. If you're not ok with that we can have a poetry-off.

Poetry like the stuff from Mike Myers movie So I Married an Axe Murderer?
 
You will take docile skid and you will like it. If you're not ok with that we can have a poetry-off.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Skid ate some eggs
Cause that's all he can chew


and swallow and keep down and stuff
 
Poetry like the stuff from Mike Myers movie So I Married an Axe Murderer?

Poetry like some real serious spoken word stuff. Probably about some social issue that your typical college student cares about.
 
I just got a standing desk at work.

So that's pretty serious and I'm professional as fuck and way above shouting poetry at some internets jerk.
 
Poetry like some real serious spoken word stuff. Probably about some social issue that your typical college student cares about.

my identity
struggles
are real.
not a mirage or a
figment
of my imagination.
my gender is as fluid and
flowing
as the Yangtze.
i need a safe space to stay and play
away
from the monsters
who would try and drown me
or put me in their box
of conformity.

—Anonymous "woke" college freshman
 
my identity
struggles
are real.
not a mirage or a
figment
of my imagination.
my gender is as fluid and
flowing
as the Yangtze.
i need a safe space to stay and play
away
from the monsters
who would try and drown me
or put me in their box
of conformity.

—Anonymous "woke" college freshman

~snaps fingers in applause~
 
my identity
struggles
are real.
not a mirage or a
figment
of my imagination.
my gender is as fluid and
flowing
as the Yangtze.
i need a safe space to stay and play
away
from the monsters
who would try and drown me
or put me in their box
of conformity.

—Anonymous "woke" college freshman


:towel
 
my identity
struggles
are real.
not a mirage or a
figment
of my imagination.
my gender is as fluid and
flowing
as the Yangtze.
i need a safe space to stay and play
away
from the monsters
who would try and drown me
or put me in their box
of conformity.

—Anonymous "woke" college freshman

:lol
 
Poetry like the stuff from Mike Myers movie So I Married an Axe Murderer?


Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
 
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