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My son recently completed the transition away from diapers completely and is using pull-ups at night.

Wife was making shopping list the other day and I told her we needed wipes.

She replies that as our son is no longer shitting diapersful at a time, there is no need.

But I need them for my pooping.

And she didn't care. She brought back no wipes.

So I'm pissed and buying my own box and not going to share with her punk ass when she has a dirty poo.

Sounds like you need to take control of your household. This is an embarrassment.
 
There have recently been a few new male hires in our building, so having to share what used to be a very private restroom.

I still refuse to courtesy flush and don't mind sitting in the stall right next to someone if they're already in there.

Don't you mother fuckers ever get comfortable!!!
 
There have recently been a few new male hires in our building, so having to share what used to be a very private restroom.

I still refuse to courtesy flush and don't mind sitting in the stall right next to someone if they're already in there.

Don't you mother fuckers ever get comfortable!!!

We have a single occupancy restroom on the floor that I am on at work. It is magnificent.
 
One of my new neighbors recently bought a drone, and took this aerial picture of our house and barn. Pretty damn cool.

WgZcuOI.jpg
 
Indian food vendor today in the cafeteria. Dunno how adventurous I am feeling.

I love Indian food. Cant eat it right now as I'm in the middle of a test that requires the implantation of a space capsule in my esophagus.
 
Indian food vendor today in the cafeteria. Dunno how adventurous I am feeling.

I love Indian food. Cant eat it right now as I'm in the middle of a test that requires the implantation of a space capsule in my esophagus.
 
I love Indian food. Cant eat it right now as I'm in the middle of a test that requires the implantation of a space capsule in my esophagus.

So, what you're saying is if you ate it right now, your throat would be out of this world?

:tippytoe
 
One of my new neighbors recently bought a drone, and took this aerial picture of our house and barn. Pretty damn cool.

you mean neighbors only showed you one of their thousands of photos of your house.
 
you mean neighbors only showed you one of their thousands of photos of your house.

Nah, this dude is a pretty cool cat.
 
Consensus negative on the food. The vendor is called King of Spicy. Sounds kinda shady.
 
once he gets infrared, though, trace every one of your movements.

gonna read your thoughts , maaaaaaaan!

Only on weed, maaaaaaaaan!
 
Indian food vendor today in the cafeteria. Dunno how adventurous I am feeling.


Lucky bastard, we have a shitty break room with a coffee maker. And only one side of our toaster works.
 
Sounds like you need to take control of your household. This is an embarrassment.

I keep a pack in my laptop bag. Ain't no bitch gonna hustle my flow.
 
Consensus negative on the food. The vendor is called King of Spicy. Sounds kinda shady.

Reminds me of our favorite website hack... King of Larestan.
 
One of my new neighbors recently bought a drone, and took this aerial picture of our house and barn. Pretty damn cool.

WgZcuOI.jpg

Pretty cool that you were able to do a grass transplant from your previous yard.
 
I love Indian food. Cant eat it right now as I'm in the middle of a test that requires the implantation of a space capsule in my esophagus.

I love Indian food. Cant eat it right now as I'm in the middle of a test that requires the implantation of a space capsule in my esophagus.


Then it sounds like you came to the right place.
 
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