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Alexa. Dot.

Anybody into home automation?

I have a friend how has an Alexa. He said he mostly just uses it to play music. I don't think he's tried to use it to automate anything, but I hear they are good for that. Google has a new one too called "Home" that is supposed to be a bit cheaper.
 
That's when you get the networking guys to assign you a static IP

I'm unfettered 100% all day, bruh.

The lone perk of being the network, systems, and maintenance guy all in one.

Just don't have time to quality surf.
 
Just don't have time to quality surf.

I am planning on doing jack and shit at work today. My brain is already on the break. So, let's test.
 
I would never ever put anything on my steak. But, I damn sure will dunk a bite in some Au jus sauce.
 
I am planning on doing jack and shit at work today. My brain is already on the break.

Just another day at the office, yeah?
 
The weather outside is frightful, but tomorrow it will be in the 70s.
 
Just in case you were inquiring about the weather in the area, chief.
 
Shit...I have to do work, son.
 
Just another day at the office, yeah?

Hey, I will have you know, I'm in the middle of a service audit report that, so far, is 1037 rows long in the current spreadsheet I'm working on. I just don't feel like getting past 1037 before break.
 
The weather outside is frightful, but tomorrow it will be in the 70s.

Yep, 45 for a high today. 77 for a high tomorrow. And, then, 26 for a high on Sunday.
 
Hey, I will have you know, I'm in the middle of a service audit report that, so far, is 1037 rows long in the current spreadsheet I'm working on. I just don't feel like getting past 1037 before break.

B-O-R-I-S

You thought I was going to spell out boric acid, didn't you?
 
God dammit, sit your ass back down. I can't test alone. It makes me feel dirty.

Take it to the pervy wanker thread, Uncle Rico!
 
I need to poop. brb
 
My son recently completed the transition away from diapers completely and is using pull-ups at night.

Wife was making shopping list the other day and I told her we needed wipes.

She replies that as our son is no longer shitting diapersful at a time, there is no need.

But I need them for my pooping.

And she didn't care. She brought back no wipes.

So I'm pissed and buying my own box and not going to share with her punk ass when she has a dirty poo.
 
Indian food vendor today in the cafeteria. Dunno how adventurous I am feeling.
 
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