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mcnuttz said:
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LOL even I am not that bad
 
2233boys said:
My 18 year old college freshman calls my wife this morning asking her to come get her.

She tells my wife that she was drinking last night and chipped her two front teeth. She says don't tell Dad.

My wife makes her an appointment to get her teeth fixed and then calls me.

I work at the same university my daughter attends. My office is literally down the hill from her dorm. Less than 400 yrds.

Ughhhhhh
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Quick 2233boys, grab a Snicker.

You turn into a mineral-deficient vegetarian when you're hungry.
 
I started a mini-firestorm in Iman Shumpert's (NBA player for you non-NBA folks) twitter feed. He and his girlfriend dressed as Harley Quinn & the Joker for Halloween. Shumpert's girlfriend is black but she painted her face white in order to look like Quinn. So I casually pointed out that it's "white face" and hinted at a double standard......because we all know if a white person puts on "black face" all hell breaks loose.

I intentionally dropped the comment because I knew it would rile some folks up. Sure enough a handful of people took the bait and are going back and forth on the topic.

~Dance my puppets.....dance!!!! Muahahahahaha~
 
Tostitos black bean chips with sea salt

Holy Christ these are good.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I started a mini-firestorm in Iman Shumpert's (NBA player for you non-NBA folks) twitter feed. He and his girlfriend dressed as Harley Quinn & the Joker for Halloween. Shumpert's girlfriend is black but she painted her face white in order to look like Quinn. So I casually pointed out that it's "white face" and hinted at a double standard......because we all know if a white person puts on "black face" all hell breaks loose.

I intentionally dropped the comment because I knew it would rile some folks up. Sure enough a handful of people took the bait and are going back and forth on the topic.

~Dance my puppets.....dance!!!! Muahahahahaha~
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:lol
 
Both my kids have officially outgrown it. I have my light turned off. None of these little effers better ring that doorbell.

Especially those tween fuckers last year that showed up with no costume and pillowcases for the candy.
 
boozeman said:
Both my kids have officially outgrown it. I have my light turned off. None of these little effers better ring that doorbell.

Especially those tween fuckers last year that showed up with no costume and pillowcases for the candy.
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That's one thing that is nice about living out in the country. I don't have to deal with any of those greedy little fuckers.
 
Iamtdg said:
That's one thing that is nice about living out in the country. I don't have to deal with any of those greedy little fuckers.
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Dark for about a half hour. Zero door bell rings. I wikey.
 
I am actually pretty impressed that the no porch light thing is working.
 
boozeman said:
I am actually pretty impressed that the no porch light thing is working.
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If they ring your doorbell, you should scare the shit out of them. Like yank the door open while screaming or something.
 
I liked Halloween and passing out candy to kids. I didn't even mind if young teens were trick or treating, as long as they at least made an effort to wear a costume. Haven't done it for a few years, tho. Not since we moved outside of town. I liked decorating and setting up scary shit for the trick or treaters.

A few years ago, I had my brother call me to let me know when he was stopping by with my niece and nephew. He gave me about a ten minute heads up, so I could climb inside the shallow grave I had dug in my front yard. Had my wife cover me with the dirt. My head was uncovered, of course, but hidden inside of the tombstone. So I could see and still breath. I waited until they had walked past the grave, got their candy, and were walking back. Then I jumped up out of the grave and grabbed my nephew. They screamed bloody murder and nearly shit their pants. :lol

In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done it with my niece there. She was only 6 at the time. She didn't take it nearly as well as my 11 year old nephew. :unsure
 
NoDak said:
I liked Halloween and passing out candy to kids. I didn't even mind if young teens were trick or treating, as long as they at least made an effort to wear a costume. Haven't done it for a few years, tho. Not since we moved outside of town. I liked decorating and setting up scary shit for the trick or treaters.

A few years ago, I had my brother call me to let me know when he was stopping by with my niece and nephew. He gave me about a ten minute heads up, so I could climb inside the shallow grave I had dug in my front yard. Had my wife cover me with the dirt. My head was uncovered, of course, but hidden inside of the tombstone. So I could see and still breath. I waited until they had walked past the grave, got their candy, and were walking back. Then I jumped up out of the grave and grabbed my nephew. They screamed bloody murder and nearly shit their pants. :lol

In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done it with my niece there. She was only 6 at the time. She didn't take it nearly as well as my 11 year old nephew. :unsure
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Thx Hos.
 
boozeman said:
Both my kids have officially outgrown it. I have my light turned off. None of these little effers better ring that doorbell.

Especially those tween fuckers last year that showed up with no costume and pillowcases for the candy.
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The boozrinch who stole halloween.

We don't give candy to teens if they're not dressed up either though. They show up with a plastic Wal-Mart bag and no costume, our wicked witch sends them packing.

We had 500+ folks come through our scary house last night. Holy shit it's fun as hell watching the little bastards scream and run like they're lives are about to end.

The guy working the exit said there was a better than normal rate of tears, so we're starting to figure it out.
 
Checked my twitter and saw that some people are still going at it over my little truth bomb.

My favorite comment: "there's no such thing as white face" :lol

I think that one is right up there with "blacks can't be racists".
 
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