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I've never taken a bus, but I remember some creep sniffing and licking a girls naked toes on Road Trip on a bus and that was enough for me to not try it.

That's the "I'm here for the gang bang" guy from "Old School.
 
What if when the DCC crashed the last time, all of us died with it?

And we're now caught in Purgatory until the end of time?
 
What if when the DCC crashed the last time, all of us died with it?

And we're now caught in Purgatory until the end of time?

If this were Purgatory, we'd only have one thread where Schmidty and Jiggy were going at it endlessly and the ban button was broken.
 
I took a bus when I was a teenager. Never again. There are some fucked up people on buses.

No doubt about it. I finished school before my wife (then girlfriend) and about once a month for a year I'd get on a 2:00 AM Greyhound at the Chicago central bus station (sketchy as hell at 2:00 AM) and ride for about 4 hours downstate to visit her at EIU. Holy shit there were some mutants on that bus. Didn't take me long to figure out it was best to get wasted before getting on the bus so I could try to sleep hard enough to get through the ride. It mostly worked. Good thing, because it was always a disgusting experience on many levels.
 
You could have been molested Ed, not sure how sane that plan was. At least you'll never know. :unsure
 
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Too skinny.
 
JFC on a rubber crutch.

The Backstreet Boys are still making albums?

:budd
 
If you ever get injured and your doctor gives you Demerol for pain, don't even fill the script. Shit sucks. I'd rather have 5mg Vicodin.
 
If you ever get injured and your doctor gives you Demerol for pain, don't even fill the script. Shit sucks. I'd rather have 5mg Vicodin.

Wha?

Your pusher doctor let you down? WTF?
 
On a scale of 1 to Richard Simmons, how gay is it for me to say I like a James Blunt song?
 
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