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I will go in up to my waist, and that's about it. I'm a messy, sloppy, dripping vagina when it comes to the ocean.
You do realize that that is more than deep enough for a shark to venture up and take half your leg, right?
 
Yeah. They scare me but I still go out there and usually I wade out as far as I can go. Wife wont go so its just me and whatever is around me. Now that flesh eating bacteria that has the Texas beaches closed is another thing that scares me. I want to go back to the beach but just dont know if I can now.

Yea, I go really far out myself.

Last summer, I went to Santa Rosa beach in Florida and I was way the hell out there. My wife says it makes her nervous. :lol

Anyway, about 30 min after I finally came back to the beach, we could see shark fins out in the distance not too far from where I was and there were boats out there warning people of the sharks.

Good thing I came in when I did.
 
I'm referring to the supernatural - banshees, Blair Witch, Chupacabra, Civil War ghosts haunting houses, spirits possession - and we're taking about sharks? Fuck a shark.
 
I'm referring to the supernatural - banshees, Blair Witch, Chupacabra, Civil War ghosts haunting houses, spirits possession - and we're taking about sharks? Fuck a shark.
Fine, whatever.

Demon shit, like The Exorcist.

Happy?
 
You do realize that that is more than deep enough for a shark to venture up and take half your leg, right?

You know what... fuck you for that thought.
 
Yea, I go really far out myself.

Last summer, I went to Santa Rosa beach in Florida and I was way the hell out there. My wife says it makes her nervous. :lol

Anyway, about 30 min after I finally came back to the beach, we could see shark fins out in the distance not too far from where I was and there were boats out there warning people of the sharks.

Good thing I came in when I did.

Fuck.

That.
 
I'm referring to the supernatural - banshees, Blair Witch, Chupacabra, Civil War ghosts haunting houses, spirits possession - and we're taking about sharks? Fuck a shark.

Fine, the house we are living in, a 13 year old girl hung herself in the house. The first few weeks after we moved in you can rest assured my head was on a swivel.
 
Fine, the house we are living in, a 13 year old girl hung herself in the house. The first few weeks after we moved in you can rest assured my head was on a swivel.

WTF. You know the spot in your house?
 
exorcism my DCC experience of all clowns. Hacker shit.

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Did it work?
 
WTF. You know the spot in your house?

Yep, in the closet in my daughter's room. It almost kept us from buying the house because we even knew the family. Hell, that little girl had sat on my lap before.
 
It's true. Sharks prefer the shallows. Some have even been able to swim up inlets and make it into inland lakes.

I don't need this right now, Kevin.
 
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