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This is a pretty good Twitter account to follow.



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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.

"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony.

"I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker."

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat will do that."



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Ace is really Jerry???
 
This Pokémon Go thing is insane. My kids had me driving them around a church for 20 minutes yesterday because it was a "gym".
 
This Pokémon Go thing is insane. My kids had me driving them around a church for 20 minutes yesterday because it was a "gym".

:lol

Drop them off and make them walk and get them.
 
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Drop them off and make them walk and get them.
Well they did get out of the car and walk around. The church was huge, they ended up in the opposite parking lot. What's funny is that we were not the only people milling around.
 
This Pokémon Go thing is insane. My kids had me driving them around a church for 20 minutes yesterday because it was a "gym".

Amazing, isn't it?

For years and years, "experts" have been trying to find ways to get kids to be more active and for fat kids to start living healthier. All of these experts with their fancy degrees have come up with all of the programs and ideas that have minimal success.

All it took was for Nintendo to make their franchises available via mobile devices, and every kid in the world is out and about. I can't tell you how many kids I see walking in 98 degree weather here in my neighborhood in search of Pokemon.

It's incredible.
 
Well they did get out of the car and walk around. The church was huge, they ended up in the opposite parking lot. What's funny is that we were not the only people milling around.

Its crazy. My wife just downloaded it for her 12 year old special needs sister and has been taking her around. She loves it.
 
Amazing, isn't it?

For years and years, "experts" have been trying to find ways to get kids to be more active and for fat kids to start living healthier. All of these experts with their fancy degrees have come up with all of the programs and ideas that have minimal success.

All it took was for Nintendo to make their franchises available via mobile devices, and every kid in the world is out and about. I can't tell you how many kids I see walking in 98 degree weather here in my neighborhood in search of Pokemon.

It's incredible.
Yeah, now the kids suddenly want to go the park and are interested in where historical landmarks are. Just a strange coincidence I guess.
 
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