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I have inspired him once again. What would he do with his gif collection otherwise?
 
My buddy invited me to go boar hunting with spears. Anyone been?

Never used spears, but did go hog hunting with a buddy in high school.

His dad trained dogs for hog hunting, so we had a few dogs with us.

They started tracking a hog a couple hours into the night and had it bayed up pretty quickly.

We were running through the woods trying to catch up and I didn't realize how fierce it would be.

It was slinging dogs all over the place, it was a nasty bastard.

Came after me and I kinda danced around a tree to get away from it.

Didn't know what the hell to do.

The dogs got back on him and kept him busy while my friend tackled him and flipped him over on his back.

Couple other fellas helped hold him down and they tied him up.

I haven't been back.
 
Never used spears, but did go hog hunting with a buddy in high school.

His dad trained dogs for hog hunting, so we had a few dogs with us.

They started tracking a hog a couple hours into the night and had it bayed up pretty quickly.

We were running through the woods trying to catch up and I didn't realize how fierce it would be.

It was slinging dogs all over the place, it was a nasty bastard.

Came after me and I kinda danced around a tree to get away from it.

Didn't know what the hell to do.

The dogs got back on him and kept him busy while my friend tackled him and flipped him over on his back.

Couple other fellas helped hold him down and they tied him up.

I haven't been back.

Yeah, they are not to be fucked with.
 
One of my wife's friends forwarded this recipe link to her with the message "it's delish!".

http://www.epicurious.com/expert-ad...tm_campaign=zergnet_1081483&mbid=synd_zergnet

After thorough review, I left simple instructions with my spouse.

This ve-cunt is permabanned from my home for any eating event for this shit. For realz.

She can still do what the fuck ever she wants with her otherwise, but she is not going to get invited to any eating events on the property that I currently own.

As an aside, 2233...if you want her number, she is separated and available.
Mrs. 2233 may have an issue with that, but I'll ask.
 
It must not have want well with 2233. Anybody want to check on him?
 
For those of you that I don't have on FB, this was on our backdoor last night. It was about 5 inches across. There was some discussion about what kind it is. The two sides were evenly divided between tarantula and trapdoor spider.

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Holy shit. If there's one there's more. I'd have a for sale sign up this morning and be in a hotel in the meantime. :lol
 
Whew! Close call. The wife was able to bring me Whataburger.
 
Holy shit. If there's one there's more. I'd have a for sale sign up this morning and be in a hotel in the meantime. :lol

Yeah, my wife was ready to burn the house to the ground. It's just all part of living out in the country.
 
For those of you that I don't have on FB, this was on our backdoor last night. It was about 5 inches across. There was some discussion about what kind it is. The two sides were evenly divided between tarantula and trapdoor spider.

saw the aftermath and you disgust me. #blackspidersmatter
 
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