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Probably this beer, man!

I must be drunk off it.

I had like eight.......teen of em!

18 O'Douls? Impressive, but I hate to tell you that your drunkenness is not due to the O'Douls. It's probably due to some nearby gas leak or something because that crap has no alcohol.

Either that, or you had one too many shitty Bud Lights. :art
 
You think that was more feminine than the gloves? Nice leather gloves to boot.

My brother in-law left a two crushed beer cans in there a couple of weeks ago. Pissed me off a little. :unsure

I've heard of twice baked potatoes, but never this.
 
You trying to convince us there are no goat pills back there?

:lol


I knew it would be taken there. I got a laugh out of it, too.


And the goats were sold. Goat Slaver as well!
 
18 O'Douls? Impressive, but I hate to tell you that your drunkenness is not due to the O'Douls. It's probably due to some nearby gas leak or something because that crap has no alcohol.

Either that, or you had one too many shitty Bud Lights. :art


From Yahoo Answers:

though O'Douls is classified as a N/A (non-alcoholic) beer, it does contain alcohol.... US law says that in order for a beer to be classified as N/A it must contain less than 0.5% ABV (Alcohol by Volume)... keep in mind the average for US beers, including macrobrews and micro/craft breweries, is around 5.0% ABV

The answer is essentially... if you feel drunk after say, 5 regular beers, calculating that 1 O'Douls contains 0.5%ABV and a regular beer contains 5%ABV thats 10 O'Douls:1 Regular Beer.

So in order to put the same amount of alcohol into your system using O'Douls (considering it takes 5 regular beers) it would take about 50 bottles of O'Douls...
 
And by the same calculation, if you feel drunk after 1.8 regular beers, then 18 O'Douls will do it.
 
2.19 the other day, but that was in Delaware. My area of Pennsylvania is about 2.40 or 2.50 I think.
 
The questions that begs to be answered, though, is were you screaming.

Seems like there should be a question mark in there.

Probably some parenthesis or something, too, but not really sure.
 
Seems like there should be a question mark in there.

Probably some parenthesis or something, too, but not really sure.

What are you talking about. I don't need no stinking question marks?
 
Hey baby, I heard you screaming?

Are you awake yet.
 
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