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Great, I decide to fart and here comes some traffic.
 
mcnuttz said:
Changing passwords every 42 days is a bit of a hassle.

We should implement the same at DCC.
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We have to change every 60, and every single time I change mine I get locked out of my account. It doesn't help that I have email on like 5 different devices that I have to remember to change the pw on.
 
mcnuttz said:
I'm the computer guy, but at the end of the fiscal year I'm also the budget guy.

All year long they bitch that I spend too much money.

And then each year they whine that there's still lots of money to be spent at the end of the year.

So what is something that we can't do without? I'm out of ideas.
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I know what you should buy. You should buy a fucking air freshener. That's what you should buy.
 
mcnuttz said:
I guess most of the testes are hiding in a bathroom stall somewhere.
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I was in a meeting and I have another one in 40 minutes, so we will have to make this quick.
 
mcnuttz said:
We have sticker grass in the yard, which makes it impossible to walk barefooted.

Have now killed most of it, but the stickers remain.

Guess it's time to vacuum the yard.
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Get a goat. Goats love stickers.
 
mcnuttz said:
You're the reason for the pee drops in front of the urinal.
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One of my pet peeves. How hard is it to get all of your pee into the damn urinal?
 
Iamtdg said:
We have to change every 60, and every single time I change mine I get locked out of my account. It doesn't help that I have email on like 5 different devices that I have to remember to change the pw on.
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We have a name for folks like you.
 
Iamtdg said:
I know what you should buy. You should buy a fucking air freshener. That's what you should buy.
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I don't like putting chemicals in the air.

Not a hippy or anything, but I just don't like masking natural smells.
 
Iamtdg said:
I was in a meeting and I have another one in 40 minutes, so we will have to make this quick.
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I think someone just scheduled a meeting on the fly.

You better go check the calendar down the hall.
 
Iamtdg said:
Get a goat. Goats love stickers.
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But we don't have so many stickers that we could keep a goat fed for more than a couple days.

Would be interested in renting a goat, though, if they're legitimate sticker eaters.
 
mcnuttz said:
I don't like putting chemicals in the air.

Not a hippy or anything, but I just don't like masking natural smells.
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We have a name for people like you.
 
mcnuttz said:
I think someone just scheduled a meeting on the fly.

You better go check the calendar down the hall.
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Nah, we usually just meet in my office. You ever tried to have a meeting on a fly? Pffft.
 
Iamtdg said:
One of my pet peeves. How hard is it to get all of your pee into the damn urinal?
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People napping in front of the urinals is my pet peeve.

That's a nasty place to lay your head.
 
mcnuttz said:
But we don't have so many stickers that we could keep a goat fed for more than a couple days.

Would be interested in renting a goat, though, if they're legitimate sticker eaters.
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Oh, I forgot to mention. There is a downside to this plan. They will eat all your grass, too. But, if you are okay with that, then this is a great plan for you.
 
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