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We have sticker grass in the yard, which makes it impossible to walk barefooted.

Have now killed most of it, but the stickers remain.

Guess it's time to vacuum the yard.
 
Or could possibly use a lint roller.
 
Seriously thinking about making a homemade pontoon boat out of plastic barrels.

Some would call it a redneck boat, but they can proactively GFThemselves.
 
mcnuttz said:
I am terrible at riddles.

Because it's too far to walk?
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Well then allow me to clarify your vision. Regular poop stories just don't cut it now. The must be trans gender poop stories or they aren't worthwhile because the President has made it so. Therefore, relate your latest poop story and don't forget to identify which gender toilet it occurred in.
 
Today was my kids' last day of school and neither of them wanted to go.

Not sure wth is wrong with kids nowadays, because that was always my favorite day.

You need resolution, you little shits!
 
mcnuttz said:
Today was my kids' last day of school and neither of them wanted to go.

Not sure wth is wrong with kids nowadays, because that was always my favorite day.

You need resolution, you little shits!
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Do they get to officially go bare footed now?
 
L.T. Fan said:
Well then allow me to clarify your vision. Regular poop stories just don't cut it now. The must be trans gender poop stories or they aren't worthwhile because the President has made it so. Therefore, relate your latest poop story and don't forget to identify which gender toilet it occurred in.
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The turd was so huge that you could have frozen it and rented it out as a prop on a smut film.

It was in the women's room. They have cleaner facilities and there's nothing they can say to me now.
 
Which reminds me, I need to go vote.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Hurry back. This thread really gets lonesome. I guess I could sing some Taylor Swift songs until you get back.
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You're the reason for the pee drops in front of the urinal.
 
Don't try to tell me that my vote matters.

All votes matter.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Well someone has to do it. Did you put the open sign on the door? No one seems to be in town today.
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Closed for repairs.

Going to try to rebuild this thing from the ground up.
 
Can't believe nobody ever thought about putting a stripper poll in here.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Put the out to lunch sign up. I'm hungry.
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I'm on EST, pops...so if you're waiting on me to ring the lunch bell you're a couple hours behind.

Bring those buggies in and hand out a few more smiley face stickers and you can take your 15 min break...but we kindly ask that you hurry back after 5 minutes.
 
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What the hell happened in here? Are those cheetos? And, what in the fuck is that smell?
 
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