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boozeman said:
Kind of hard to be the DFDC to your pre-teen and tell her that Taylor Swift is some no talent twat who can't hold a candle to some other more accomplished musical artist.

It's pop music.
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I may not be partial to Taylor Swift, but there's no way I'd call her a no talent twat, making money is a talent and she has that in bundles...
 
We really need to talk about bacon or something to get back on track.
 
boozeman said:
If you tell me you haven't ever rocked out in the car to Shake It Off, you are a liar.

Plus when you drive a 12 year old girl to school each morning, I challenge you to somehow listen to Lacuna Coil.
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NoDak said:
Remember when this thread didn't suck?
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As bad anyway.

This thread has always sucked.

It's difficult not to pin this on booze directly.
 
I cut down like 15-20 trees this weekend. Needless to say, a bonfire's a'comin'.
 
Proud Daddy moment, so F off and don't read it if this isn't your thing.

Dropped a monster poop at work yesterday that streaked the bowl all the way down.

The stains, up until an hour ago, were still firmly intact.
 
Damn, looks like someone's gotta take another week long vacation.
 
We should start work on a Taylor Swift song.
 
My focus this summer is to make sure we take lots of road trips.

If you have sites in your state that would be worthy of a visit, please post pics and GTFO.
 
My family and friends are always asking if I've seen this show, movie, whatever.

No mother fucker, I don't watch that shit.

I am working or hanging with my kids.

Shove your tv show up your ass.

Oh, there are tits? What channel is that on?
 
Used to have a riding mower, but our small yard has gotten smaller over the years with kids toys and shit.

So now I seem to buy a new push mower every year.

I like to shotgun 3 or 4 beers before mowing and just see how straight the lines end up.

Last week I busted a water line in the front yard and didn't realize it til the next day when the whole yard was flooded.

Time to get the riding mower working again, because push mowers are dangerous.
 
Changing passwords every 42 days is a bit of a hassle.

We should implement the same at DCC.
 
I'm the computer guy, but at the end of the fiscal year I'm also the budget guy.

All year long they bitch that I spend too much money.

And then each year they whine that there's still lots of money to be spent at the end of the year.

So what is something that we can't do without? I'm out of ideas.
 
I guess most of the testes are hiding in a bathroom stall somewhere.
 
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