Test...

Yes, out west. Just south of the old Reese AFB.

I hope your back porch isn't on the North side. Peeing there in the winter could bring a cold return.

You probably take the old Leveland highway to get to TTU.
 
I think that has a lot to do with it. I hope so anyway. Skid said "gay", "terrible", and "guilty pleasure" so I figure go big or go home!



I remeber the moment I saw it I said to myself "That is how you do a video, get the most gorgeous woman you can and get her to roll around half-naked with you, what are all these other morons doing???"
Still feel that way, probably because I can still piss over 10ft...
 
Oh, I am already on the downhill side in terms of pissing power. I am also already experiencing volume loss. I can't even write my whole name anymore.

Shouldn't take that long to write "the dong grabber" in cursive.

Only one "t" to cross.
 
I hope your back porch isn't on the North side. Peeing there in the winter could bring a cold return.

You probably take the old Leveland highway to get to TTU.

Back of the house faces southeast, so I'm good. And, I take 4th street into work. My office is not technically on campus. It's on 4th street.
 
I remeber the moment I saw it I said to myself "That is how you do a video, get the most gorgeous woman you can and get her to roll around half-naked with you, what are all these other morons doing???"
Still feel that way, probably because I can still piss over 10ft...

You sonofabitch!
 
Shouldn't take that long to write "the dong grabber" in cursive.

Only one "t" to cross.

Hey, man, my prostate ain't as young as it once was.
 
I don't want to fall in love.

With you.
 
I appreciate her for her body. That talent stuff doesn't phase me at all.
 
Talk about some great poop stories, read the Amazon reviews for sugar free Haribo gummy bears.
 
Talk about some great poop stories, read the Amazon reviews for sugar free Haribo gummy bears.

Just did :lol and ordered some to take to work
 
Guilty pleasure bands...don't lie about it. Go ahead and lay down your secret gay terrible bands.
[MENTION=3]boozeman[/MENTION] [MENTION=38]E_D_Guapo[/MENTION] [MENTION=41]Genghis Khan[/MENTION] I know you have some dark secrets.


Mine -

Heart
Tom Petty
Hair Band ballads

I lord I have tons. Heart and hair bands included. I wouldn't call Tom Petty a guilty pleasure though, he's legitimately good music.

Let's see...

Whitesanake
Air supply
Little river band
England Dan
Kenny loggins
Gordon Lightfoot
Creed :unsure
Bee gees
Abba
Village people
Disco one hit wonders (ex. Funkytown, hot stuff, knock on wood)
80s one hit wonders (take on me, come on Eileen, take my breath away, 99 red balloons, etc.)
The carpenters
The mamas and the papas
80s Michael Jackson
When doves cry by prince (don't like his other stuff)
Seal
The cranberries
Goo goo dolls
 
Carly Simon
Blondie
Carol king
Dan folgerberg
Kenny Chesney
Trace Adkins
James Taylor
Ambrosia
Leo sayer
John Denver

...
 
I don't think many people would consider Tom Petty to be of secret gay terrible band quality. I'm not a huge fan or anything but he seems like the type of guy no one really hates even if they don't love him.

I'd have to think about it a little bit. I have listened to plenty of shitty and/or embarrassing music over the years but trying to think of some bands that fit that category and that I have listened to more than just fleetingly. It is probably eaiser to think of songs as opposed to artists.

Hmmm...my wife and I were listening to the radio on the way to Dallas last weekend and the song "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak came on the radio. My wife immediately reached for the dial and I told her to leave it. "Ugh...this is a terrible song" was her response. I couldn't really argue with her. That is definitely the prevailing opinion and it is easy to see why. However, for some reason I really like it even knowing that it is widely considered to be garbage. I think part of the reason I like it is because the woman in the video is unbelievably gorgeous and the scene in David Lynch's 'Wild At Heart' where it appeared featured Sherilyn Fenn, who I was madly in love with at the time. That is still no excuse. It is a totally bad/gay song but I can't help crooning along when I hear it on the radio.

I give myself :gay:gay:gay:gay out of :gay:gay:gay:gay:gay for that one.

Reminds me of the scene in tommy Boy when the carpenters came on the car radio.

"You can turn it off if you want to... :unsure "

"I don't care... :unsure "

"Don't you remember you told me you love me baby! Dun-nuh!" :lol
 
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