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I'm wearing a pair of pants that has two buttons and one of those metal ring things to secure the waist.

Pretty sure my pants aren't coming off unless I want them to.

Really ideal situation until an emergency shit pain hits.


Testing from the shithouse! :towel
 
Old man style slacks always have that triple redundant button setup. I think in the past people were very afraid of their pants falling down suddenly.
 
Is that why you just don't see suspenders around like you used to?

Also, I see what you did there and you can gfy.
 
You sonofabitch, get back here.

~pants fall~

As the children point and laugh, I scold them for not knowing the difference in Mighty Mouse and Mickey Mouse underoos.
 
I never understood the double button thing.

Nothing but frustration comes from those.
 
I had to wear suspenders for the first time as part of my groomsmen's tux at a friend's wedding this weekend. Luckily there was one guy in the wedding party old enough to know how to put them on. I do not recommend them
 
I had to wear suspenders for the first time as part of my groomsmen's tux at a friend's wedding this weekend. Luckily there was one guy in the wedding party old enough to know how to put them on. I do not recommend them

You are a hip ass jive turkey.
 
I never understood the double button thing.

Nothing but frustration comes from those.

Well let me splain it sonny. Sometimes the button comes off that was sewn on with small thread. It s then a good thing to have a back up. In addition the backups hold the front portions more securely in place so the alignment stays in place better. Okie dokie?
 
Well let me splain it sonny. Sometimes the button comes off that was sewn on with small thread. It s then a good thing to have a back up. In addition the backups hold the front portions more securely in place so the alignment stays in place better. Okie dokie?



Translation - Im old and have no ass.
 
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