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There are people who want to be that guy.

But not many are dedicated to putting in the work to become that guy.

You come into my office and crop dust, and I'm putting my foot in your ass. You have been warned.
 
You come into my office and crop dust, and I'm putting my foot in your ass. You have been warned.

This ass ain't made for no foots homie.

This ass says "exit only".

So you're caught in the wind, but hey...

This guy drink a broccoli shake every day.

I'll sit around for 30 minutes, yo

Waiting for the chance to restrict your airflow.

Now I'm ready for combat....

Dr. CropDust is back.
 
Broccoli shakes are gay.

Like every day.
 
I went to a Chinese buffet for the first time in a long time. Some of those places gross me out. The people eating there are generally the worlds fattest people.

I went to wash my hands and saw an extremely fat guy go in the stall and go squirt crazy. I tried to hurry out as soon as I could. Sadly I was going straight from the bathroom to my table. I lost my appetite and just wanted to get out.
 
Broccoli shakes are gay.

Like every day.

Yeah, it's actually every other day.

I alternate beet and broccoli.

Don't hate cuz I got mad fiber clout, beeyotch!
 
I think the Chinese people that work there sort of resent and look down on all of the fat, stupid Americans that come and throw their money away on trash.

Terrible.
 
I miss our public shit gone bad stories. I out the bait out and nobody went for it.

Nobody?
 
I miss our public shit gone bad stories. I out the bait out and nobody went for it.

Nobody?

I will admit, I was fairly entertained by your story.
 
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I chose to gtfo in protest.

You didn't say for how long so I'm back.

Gtfo is indefinite.

Please don't try to circumvent these terms.
 
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