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I just want to know what can be paired with broccoli to really separate myself from the pack as far as the butt gas goes.

Have tried cauliflower, beets, carrots, and spinach.

Cabbage is next on the list, just because I know it's a killer.

Would like to find some underground veg to really knock em off their feet.
 
mcnuttz said:
I just want to know what can be paired with broccoli to really separate myself from the pack as far as the butt gas goes.

Have tried cauliflower, beets, carrots, and spinach.

Cabbage is next on the list, just because I know it's a killer.

Would like to find some underground veg to really knock em off their feet.
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Brussel sprouts and artichokes.
 
boozeman said:
Brussel sprouts and artichokes.
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You damn right...thanks booze!

I'm eating all of these raw, too, so it is potent as hell.
 
I had buffalo chicken for lunch. I am in Wal-Mart right now, crop dusting like it's an Olympic sport.
 
You just have to be careful, especially in an office environment.

Never crop dust your own office.
 
Oh check this shit out, we have the strikethrough feature again.

I [STRIKE]like[/STRIKE] love it.
 
All props to tech.
 
mcnuttz said:
Oh check this shit out, we have the strikethrough feature again.

I [STRIKE]like[/STRIKE] love it.
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We have had that for like 6 months now. Where have you been?
 
Genghis Khan said:
I've done it. I live on the edge.
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I think we've all done it, but it's best to let it fly while walking through the cubicles.

An office has no wind moving around and it lingers for a lot longer than you think.

You've gotten used to the smell, but your coworker walks in and 5 seconds into their opening line you can tell by the look on their face that they just caught a whiff.

The bright side here is that they'll keep it brief.

Downside is now you're the old fart guy.
 
pdom said:
And you're wishin someone can cure your lonely condition.
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Yes, but there's only lots of ugly faces.

It's sad.
 
boozeman said:
I have a feeling Mac is "that guy" in the office.
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Folks around here definitely don't walk into the restrooms expecting a courtesy flush while I'm handling business.

It's like marking the territory.

Alpha male, beeyotch!
 
Iamtdg said:
And, nobody wants to be "that guy".
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There are people who want to be that guy.

But not many are dedicated to putting in the work to become that guy.
 
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