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[L.T. Fan]

Made the mistake of taking the trash out tonight in my bare feet. 35 steps to the can, and all of a sudden my right foot is on fire....fucking fire ants on me like white on rice.

You would think that with all the technology out there, SOMEONE would invent a way to irradiate those bastards.

Had to go buy the gargantuan tube of Cortisone.

Sell one of your cars and buy shoes you hillbilly.

 

[UncleMilti]

Sell one of your cars and buy shoes you hillbilly.

Noice.

 

[mcnuttz]

Made the mistake of taking the trash out tonight in my bare feet. 35 steps to the can, and all of a sudden my right foot is on fire....fucking fire ants on me like white on rice.

You would think that with all the technology out there, SOMEONE would invent a way to irradiate those bastards.

Had to go buy the gargantuan tube of Cortisone.

Fight fire with fire.

I always pour gas on the hills.

 

[VA Cowboy]

I put ketchup on my fish, but only if it's fried fish. Baked and grilled fish need nothing on them if done right.

I like ketchup on fried fish....also honey mustard.

 

[Cotton]

I like ketchup on fried fish....also honey mustard.

 

[boozeman]

If this does not make you root for the Panthers to lose the Super Bowl, then something is wrong with you.

 

[Rev]

That settles it.

 

[boozeman]

That settles it.

It makes me ashamed to be white.

 

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I watched it three times.

 

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Carp gets a shoutout at the 2:11 mark

 

[NoDak]

On my phone and can't embed this. Maybe one of you slack ass jr mods can hook a brotha up.



Friggin' rednecks take their McRibs seriously. Mcscuse me, bitch?!?

 

[Cotton]

It was a parody. In the video description it says, "The people and events depicted in this video are fictitious. Please don't go looking for Charlene. She doesn't exist."

But, yes, this redneck takes his McRib pretty damn serious.

 

[NoDak]

It was a parody. In the video description it says, "The people and events depicted in this video are fictitious. Please don't go looking for Charlene. She doesn't exist."

But, yes, this redneck takes his McRib pretty damn serious.

Jesus.

Don't I feel silly. Now I have to go find that Charlene gal and apologize.

 

[Cotton]

Jesus.

Don't I feel silly. Now I have to go find that Charlene gal and apologize.

Dude, it says don't go looking for Charlene. You should respect that.

 

[NoDak]

Dude, it says don't go looking for Charlene. You should respect that.

~sigh~

When you have to explain the joke, it kinda of ruins it.

I'm saying that I didn't READ the disclaimer. I just listened to the redneck lady and went and found somebody named Charlene and throat punched her like she said. But since in reality, there wasn't a Charlene that needed the throat punch, I need to go find the innocent random Charlene that I punched and apologi... Oh, fuck it. Just forget it.

 

[Cotton]

~sigh~

When you have to explain the joke, it kinda of ruins it.

I'm saying that I didn't READ the disclaimer. I just listened to the redneck lady and went and found somebody named Charlene and throat punched her like she said. But since in reality, there wasn't a Charlene that needed the throat punch, I need to go find the innocent random Charlene that I punched and apologi... Oh, fuck it. Just forget it.

You are correct, when you have to explain a joke, it kinda ruins it. So, I won't explain mine.

 

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Cussing...

 

[NoDak]

That's staged. There are other 'Angry Grandpa' videos.

 

[boozeman]

New Quesalupa from Taco Bell. Eh. Tries to be fancy, basically a chalupa. It is no game changer like the Doritos Taco.

 

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