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I am a little disappointed none of you swines laughed at my Rooney Mara Rule joke.

This post was funnier than your Rooney Mara joke, you pig!
 
Hadn't been at work for long this morning when the urge hit me.

So I cut out a huge fart and right away the stench filled my office.

As a rule, secretary gets up from her desk and tries walking in.

Had to jump up and walk past her like I was headed to an important meeting.

Know for damn sure that stink cloud followed me at least down the hall.
 
Man I hate when that happens. Specially when they stick to you and follow you around. Can't escape the evidence! :lol
 
Let's test about how our lives have changed for the better since we have became acquainted with certain members of the forum. I will start. First of all........never mind. Next.
 
Let's test about how our lives have changed for the better since we have became acquainted with certain members of the forum. I will start. First of all........never mind. Next.

This was pretty good. And accurate.
 
I had a Payday today for the first time. Now I know why when discussing top candy bars of all time, nobody ever mentions it.
 
I had a Payday today for the first time. Now I know why when discussing top candy bars of all time, nobody ever mentions it.

Good one. And yes. Payday's are pretty damn awesome.
 
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