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Too soon, man. I'm still suffering. I CANT FUCKING HAVE NACHOS!
Did you expect someone else to hold the cup for you?
This weekend I'm going to make fried cheese fritters.
Then please enjoy this video while you wait:
Shit, I'm going to go by the grocery and buy a pound chunk of sharp cheddar and snack on that shit while drinking cold brews.
Well, guess what mister smarty pants. I can have aged cheese as long as it hasn't been processed. So, in your FACE!
~shotgunning can of processed cheese food~
Gross.
I'm going to catch my shit with a catcher's mitt. Just for the hell of it.
So, I had a parasite (giardia) in my stomach. I think (hopefully) it's gone. Bad part is this parasite causes lactose intolerance. So, it's likely I have to cut out all dairy products to get fully well. Fucking sucks.
You nasty.
Crushed red pepper on your pizza or nah?
Shit, I'm going to go by the grocery and buy a pound chunk of sharp cheddar and snack on that shit while drinking cold brews.