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You most commonly get it from contaminated water, normally contaminated with sewage. The doc just can't seem to believe that I haven't been overseas.

Sounds like your wife might be trying to collect on some life insurance.
 
You most commonly get it from contaminated water, normally contaminated with sewage. The doc just can't seem to believe that I haven't been overseas.

Have you drunk any diarrhea lately?
 
He put me on some antibiotic called metronidazole. It fucked me up. I had to stop taking it. I literally fucked with my head. It was kinda scary.

I didn't realize antibiotics did that.

Giardi must be putting up a hell of a fight.
 
Close up of Iamtdg's parasite:

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Sounds like your wife might be trying to collect on some life insurance.

You know she has been looking at me kinda funny lately.
 
Have you drunk any diarrhea lately?

I have not, but I did have to take my own stool sample and let me tell you, that shit sucked.
 
I didn't realize antibiotics did that.

Giardi must be putting up a hell of a fight.

Not all antibiotics do and even metronidazole doesn't do it to everyone. I was sitting in my recliner at home sweating and involuntarily twitching. It was nuts.
 
Not all Mexicans are thieves. This is highly offensive.

Jesus was just cleaning the keyboard. He brought it back.
 
I have not, but I did have to take my own stool sample and let me tell you, that shit sucked.

Did you expect someone else to hold the cup for you?
 
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