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My wife is old school. I wake up every morning with green tea and breakfast in bed. I shit you not. Every damn day unless I get up early and cook breakfast for her, which I've been know to do from time to time.

My wife gets up and goes to work before I wake up so she makes breakfast and leaves it on the stove before she goes to work.

Trust me, she's a damn Mexican. Culturally she's probably confused but she's still says her words backwards in sentences and such.
Let me guess, born and raised in West Texas?
 
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My wife gets up and goes to work before I wake up so she makes breakfast and leaves it on the stove before she goes to work.


Let me guess, born and raised in West Texas?

Yes. Her parents are VERY Mexican.

My dad-in-law has a really thick accent. He grow up in a small town with a group of kids who had parents that worked in the fields. He was actually literally spanked in school, tortured and made fun of for his Mexican ways. If he was caught speaking Spanish to his friends in school he would get punished. Teacher singled them out for saying words wrong or whatever in class.

He thought if he didn't teach her Spanish her would save her some misery. He didn't want her to have too many ethnic tenancies or an accent. It was his way of trying to help her. She grew up on 22nd Place and MLK...rough area.
 
Yes. Her parents are VERY Mexican.

My dad-in-law has a really thick accent. He grow up in a small town with a group of kids who had parents that worked in the fields. He was actually literally spanked in school, tortured and made fun of for his Mexican ways. If he was caught speaking Spanish to his friends in school he would get punished. Teacher singled them out for saying words wrong or whatever in class.

He thought if he didn't teach her Spanish her would save her some misery. He didn't want her to have too many ethnic tenancies or an accent. It was his way of trying to help her. She grew up on 22nd Place and MLK...rough area.

My experience with West Texas Mexicans is they are 4th or 5th generation, don't eat real Mexican food, speak with the same West Texas accent as white people and can't pronounce their last names.

Like: "Howdy, I go by Billy Vass-Kwez, how about we go get us a chicken fried steak, Mama Saanchez round the corner does one up good."
 
Let'd get this moving.


Underrated pizza toppings? I'm going with banana peppers
 
Spinach
 
I can't stand people who put pineapple on a pizza.

They are like people who put ketchup on a hot dog.
 
Oh, you said underrated.

Sorry, spinach does not apply here.
 
I can't stand people who put pineapple on a pizza.

They are like people who put ketchup on a hot dog.

I made a bbq pizza with fresh pineapples one time.

Fuck off, booze!
 
Has anyone ever actually had anchovies on a pizza? I've heard that referred to jokingly all my life but I don't think I've ever seen a pizza that had them. It could be delicious for all I know
 
I can't stand people who put pineapple on a pizza.

They are like people who put ketchup on a hot dog.

No doubt. I like BBQ chicken on my pizza, though.
 
Has anyone ever actually had anchovies on a pizza? I've heard that referred to jokingly all my life but I don't think I've ever seen a pizza that had them. It could be delicious for all I know

I just had this discussion yesterday.

You & I should go in on some powerball tickets, bro.
 
Has anyone ever actually had anchovies on a pizza? I've heard that referred to jokingly all my life but I don't think I've ever seen a pizza that had them. It could be delicious for all I know

Never had them, but back when I worked at a pizza joint in college we would get the occasional order for one.
 
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