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boozeman said:
Yeah, what is up with that. I think Skid has a fake beaner wife then.
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So if he's a fake beaner and so is she, what does that make their kids?
 
Trust me, she's a damn Mexican. Culturally she's probably confused but she's still says her words backwards in sentences and such.
 
skidadl said:
She's a fraud. Can't cook Mexican food or
Speak Spanish.
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My wife is a phenomenal cook. I'll take that over toast in bed any day.
 
skidadl said:
Trust me, she's a damn Mexican. Culturally she's probably confused but she's still says her words backwards in sentences and such.
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I didn't notice that. Next time we all get together I will pay more attention so I can make sure to bring up that you told us that.
 
My wife is an excellent cook, cleans up after me as if I were one of her kids, and she puts up with me.

Did I mention that she doesn't bother me when I watch sports?

:towel
 
Texas Ace said:
My wife is an excellent cook, cleans up after me as if I were one of her kids, and she puts up with me.

Did I mention that she doesn't bother me when I watch sports?

:towel
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That is one of the charms of my wife. She knows when football is on, she needs to make herself scarce.

And she cooks redneck food better than that damn Pioneer Woman bitch.
 
Waitaminute, waitaminute, wait just a God damn minute. Skid's Mexican wife can't cook? And his Mexican mother in law cooks ribs in a crock pot?

What in the holy hell is going on in that family?!?
 
boozeman said:
That is one of the charms of my wife. She knows when football is on, she needs to make herself scarce.

And she cooks redneck food better than that damn Pioneer Woman bitch.
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The one thing my wife can't do is bake, but being that I'm not much of a sweet tooth, that's ok with me.
 
Texas Ace said:
The one thing my wife can't do is bake, but being that I'm not much of a sweet tooth, that's ok with me.
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Fuck baking.

If you take pride in the fact your wife can "bake", you are a fat fuck that loves pie and cookies.

Eff that.

If da woman can cook the shit out of some dinners when your ass gets home and all you want is comfort food, fuck the stupid damn dessert.
 
NoDak said:
Waitaminute, waitaminute, wait just a God damn minute. Skid's Mexican wife can't cook? And his Mexican mother in law cooks ribs in a crock pot?

What in the holy hell is going on in that family?!?
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My wife makes up for the lack of skills with pure moxie.
 
NoDak said:
Waitaminute, waitaminute, wait just a God damn minute. Skid's Mexican wife can't cook? And his Mexican mother in law cooks ribs in a crock pot?

What in the holy hell is going on in that family?!?
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Yes, thsee facts are disturbing.
 
Now you finally understand what is going on in my life. Why can't you people have more compassion for me? Instead I get this?!
 
NoDak said:
Waitaminute, waitaminute, wait just a God damn minute. Skid's Mexican wife can't cook? And his Mexican mother in law cooks ribs in a crock pot?

What in the holy hell is going on in that family?!?
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My family is more Mexican than his, and I have two ginger kids.
 
skidadl said:
Now you finally understand what is going on in my life. Why can't you people have more compassion for me? Instead I get this?!
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Because crockpot ribs happened in your house and you ALLOWED IT.
 
mcnuttz said:
My family is more Mexican than his, and I have two ginger kids.
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If Skid ever tells us that nobody in his family has ever stabbed anyone, well...

Cats and dogs man. The whole world is going crazy.
 
NoDak said:
If Skid ever tells us that nobody in his family has ever stabbed anyone, well...

Cats and dogs man. The whole world is going crazy.
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They've stabbed eachother. They're animals. My wife is mostly domesticated though.
 
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