If you want to laugh your ass of at Lubbock watch this.
http://rare.us/story/after-these-gu...e-the-most-texas-interview-youll-see-all-day/


I just sent this text to my wife...too much?
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Hello, its me,
how bout you bring a sandwich to big daddy?
I just sent this text to my wife...too much?
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Hello, its me,
how bout you bring a sandwich to big daddy?
If she didn't reply with a middle finger emoji, you have a purty gud one.
My wife is nurse school. Her breakfast tastes like shit.
I'm going to try it this weekend. Anxious to see the reaction I get.
My wife is pretty much a terrible cook
My wife is old school. I wake up every morning with green tea and breakfast in bed. I shit you not. Every damn day unless I get up early and cook breakfast for her, which I've been know to do from time to time.
Which is weird for a traditional Mexican lady.
Wow. I don't have a subservient slave. But mine puts up with my shit, so that'll do, donkey.