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There is no way... No WAY you came from my loins. When I get home, I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth.


Hey baby, you awake yet?
 
Well, if I hadn't broken the five foot mark in terms of height by puberty, I guess things would have caught up to me too.

Sorry...had to do it.

:lol

It's all good.

But seriously, they say that most people generate a fear of heights over time if they experienced some kind of accident or whatever from high up, but that never happened to me.

I'm not sure why, but around the time I entered my 20's, I could no longer look down straight down from heights.
 
Took my kids to the Arch several months ago and they loved laying on the windows looking out over the Mississippi.

My scaredy ass was sitting back holding them both by the ankles in case the windows fell through, all the while sweating profusely and knees knocking together like a mf'er.
 
Took my kids to the Arch several months ago and they loved laying on the windows looking out over the Mississippi.

My scaredy ass was sitting back holding them both by the ankles in case the windows fell through, all the while sweating profusely and knees knocking together like a mf'er.

:lol

That sounds like me.

There are times where I'll kinda lean out a little to look over a balcony or rail just to see if I can do it, and I quickly run back inside like a bitch after realizing what a huge mistake it was for me to do that.
 
I'm going to buy you all a lifetime supply of Summers Eve.

Bring it on, it's a good chaser when salt and lemon are in short supply.
 
Be careful with this rapid posting. Too much testing in a day makes you prone to yeast infections.
 
I'm scared of 4 things, in no particular order.....

Heights

Confined spaces

Sharks

Snakes
 
Be careful with this rapid posting. Too much testing in a day makes you prone to yeast infections.


They used to say it'd make you go blind.
 
A shark hunter scared of sharks?

The fear brought on anger, and the anger forged a hatred that has no bounds.

I've been kicked out of two aquariums because I can't control it.
 
Speaking of which, where the hell is jeebus?
 
I want to put on a maroon suit and try to mix in with the rest of the background singers for Bruno Mars.
 
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