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[NoDak]

Ham sucks. Kthxbai

I should not have quoted, just making a general point about ham. It is not appropriate for Thanksgiving. Christmas or New Year's only....if you like it enough which I do not

Oh, you motherfucker. If I had seen this first, I would not have given you such golden advice about the turkey brine.

 

[NoDak]

This is tad amount to sacrilege. How DARE you deep fry a perfectly good ham?!

Yeah, that's just wrong. He should smack himself for such an affront to a fine piece of meat.

 

[Cotton]

Yeah, that's just wrong. He should smack himself for such an affront to a fine piece of meat.

Dude, that's like liking McDonald's level of wrong.

 

[boozeman]

Have you guys deep fried a ham? Better than honey baked.

 

[Cotton]

Have you guys deep fried a ham? Better than honey baked.

No, but I've also never shoved a pineapple up my ass, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like that either.

 

[boozeman]

No, but I've also never shoved a pineapple up my ass, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like that either.

You can deep fry anything and it is delicious.

 

[boozeman]

Oh, you motherfucker. If I had seen this first, I would not have given you such golden advice about the turkey brine.

Piss off, you gave me cranberry brine advice. FAIL

 

[NoDak]

Piss off, you gave me cranberry brine advice. FAIL

I said that's what I use, dummy. I also said if you go to a butcher, there will be many different kinds.

 

[Cotton]

You can deep fry anything and it is delicious.

I can't even talk to you anymore.

 

[boozeman]

I said that's what I use, dummy. I also said if you go to a butcher, there will be many different kinds.

Anything cranberry is for a uninary tract infection, Nancy.

 

[Newt]

You hate your family, don't you?

Yeah. I did that once. ONCE.

Hate is a strong word, but yeah, sometimes.

This turkey is coming from a great local butchershop, it's a Cajun place, they sell alot of deboned stuffed chickens. Same concept with this turkey I guess. Hopefully it's good, if not I'll just try to think about all the fried turkey I ate at work the day before.

 

[NoDak]

Anything cranberry is for a uninary tract infection, Nancy.

 

[Clay_Allison]

It just strikes me funny. He said he likes his women with long hair. Made me think maybe he has a concubine.

So you're thinking he's a bronze age king, like the people you grew up with?

 

[mcnuttz]

Sometimes I just want to quit my job and start a BBQ shack on the side of the road.

What should I serve?

Venison
Turkey
Ham
Head Cheese

 

[Cotton]

Sometimes I just want to quit my job and start a BBQ shack on the side of the road.

What should I serve?

Venison
Turkey
Ham
Head Cheese

Head cheese?

In all seriousness, ham and venison are the only two things on that list I would be looking to buy. Might want to spread your wings some, though, and cook up some brisket, ribs, and sausage.

 

[mcnuttz]

Head cheese?

In all seriousness, ham and venison are the only two things on that list I would be looking to buy. Might want to spread your wings some, though, and cook up some brisket, ribs, and sausage.

It was a joke, dumbass!

I'm not quitting my job.

 

[mcnuttz]

And I don't think you can actually sell venison meat.

At least not in my local area.

 

[Cotton]

It was a joke, dumbass!

I'm not quitting my job.

Oh.

 

[Cotton]

And I don't think you can actually sell venison meat.

At least not in my local area.

You know, I doubt you can.

 

[jsmith6919]

You know, I doubt you can.

I think you just have to get the venison from somewhere that has it inspected, I have had it a couple different restaurants so there has to be a way