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Apparently your wife loves you very much. To show you love her, quit or takeout more life insurance.

It's about to get real up in the Test Thread....like TV comedy sitcom with heartfelt episode and end-of-episode PSA with the cast.

 

[mcnuttz]

The wife is trying to get me to quit smoking but I am resistant.

So she buys me an E-cigarette kit.

I will keep you all posted.

I've tried the Blu's and Swisher but wasn't impressed.

If they could make one that tastes like my brand I'd be all about it, just because I could puff away at work.

 

[mcnuttz]

I think mcnuttz may have put something in the water. Now I have to wait for news this afternoon.

^5

I did...it was semen.

 

[Rev]

 

[boozeman]

I've tried the Blu's and Swisher but wasn't impressed.

If they could make one that tastes like my brand I'd be all about it, just because I could puff away at work.

This is called V2.

 

[Deuce]

^5

I did...it was semen.

Good to know. If the blood test comes back positive, I'll need a sample of your DNA to send to Maury.

 

[mcnuttz]

 

[Carp]

As soon as I found out we were having a boy I scheduled my vasectomy.

 

[Bob Roberts]

 

[skidadl]

A different angle would have made it easier to read. I can't tell her she's stupid at that angle.

 

[Cotton]

Hell, I turned my laptop and still have no idea what it says.

 

[boozeman]

Child Cries After Expecting to Meet Iron Man, Getting RDJ Instead


Neetzan Zimmerman 6/13/13






Little Jaxson Denno was fully expecting to hang out with The Invincible Iron Man when his mom told him Tony Stark was shooting a movie in his neck of the woods.

Needless to say, the 18-month-old Western Massachusetts native was none-too-pleased when he ended up meeting Robert Downey, Jr. instead.

A priceless photo of their encounter has been making the rounds today, showing Jaxson bawling his eyes out as a perplexed Downey attempts to console him.

"He was fine as soon as he talked to him," Jaxson's mom Heather told People magazine. She explained that Jaxson was "confused because I kept telling him it was Iron Man and he knew it wasn't. Well, not Iron Man in the suit."

Poor Jaxson just can't catch a break: He was last in the news in 2011 after having to spend the first three weeks of his life in the hospital unit for critically ill babies.

 

[Smitty]

Why would an 18 month old have any idea who Iron Man is?

 

[Bob Roberts]

Hell, I turned my laptop and still have no idea what it says.

Further research shows it apparently says, "shoot for the Moon, even if you miss you will reach the stars."

 

[mcnuttz]

Why would an 18 month old have any idea who Iron Man is?

Why would an 8 year old know anything about how crappy the Cowboys GM is?

Not sure if you hang out with kids at all, but my 2 year old nephew is all about some Batman, Iron Man, and Super Man.

 

[Smitty]

Why would an 8 year old know anything about how crappy the Cowboys GM is?

Not sure if you hang out with kids at all, but my 2 year old nephew is all about some Batman, Iron Man, and Super Man.

Damn... not sure I knew any of those things when I was 18 months old.

 

[Newt]

Damn... not sure I knew any of those things when I was 18 months old.

That would explain your long traveled road through virginity.

 

[Cotton]

Further research shows it apparently says, "shoot for the Moon, even if you miss you will reach the stars."

oic

I'd shoot for her moon. Nomesayin'?

 

[mcnuttz]

oic

I'd shoot for her moon. Nomesayin'?

Pretty sure the correct interrogative would be "Gnome sayin?"

If you insist on keeping it gangsta, I implore you to put forth a little effort.

 

[1bigfan13]

I nominate Phil...dong's are usually the first thing out of his mouth when he posts.

This just reminded me of "16 Candles".

Remember they had the exchange student named Long Duk Dong.