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Sitting in my camper in the a/c charging my phone whilst I test.

Snob level achieved.
 
You got an xBox in that thang?
 
Bob Roberts said:
See, the problem is that pr0n is too easy to find with the internet. I'm old enough to remember that seeing boobs and bush was something you had to work for.
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That is true. Even what's on the internet has changed. Used to be back in the day where you'd have to wait for pictures to download and shat. Now you can just call up a porn Youtube thing and watch a whole scene.
 
Deuce said:
No, I'm not advocating that. I like to think I played the major role in turning out whatever ho qualities my wife has.
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Bravo.

If a man doesn't get nasty stuff out of his woman and gets her to do things she hasn't done before, well.....that man isn't doing something right.

My cousin's wife did the girl talk thing with my wife and told her she gags when it's time for the BJ and rarely does it.

That is unacceptable.
 
boozeman said:
That is true. Even what's on the internet has changed. Used to be back in the day where you'd have to wait for pictures to download and shat. Now you can just call up a porn Youtube thing and watch a whole scene.
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Porn you tube? Never heard of such.
 
boozeman said:
That is true. Even what's on the internet has changed. Used to be back in the day where you'd have to wait for pictures to download and shat. Now you can just call up a porn Youtube thing and watch a whole scene.
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I'm amazed that people are still shelling out money for porn DVDs and magazines. The amount of free videos and images on the interweb is endless.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Porn you tube? Never heard of such.
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I can provide you a link but I need to see a doctor's note first in order to verify that you don't have a heart condition.

Also, you're going to need some of those little blue pills.
 
1bigfan13 said:
Random thought:

Why are people obssessed with getting to a nice round number at the gas pump?

We can't put $49.27 into the car. It has to be $50 even.

I see this as a long running epidemic across America.
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I pump it until the tank is full, regardless of the price on the screen.
 
My brother in law who is living with us for a bit while he gets on his feet (apparently it takes a REALLY long time to get on your feet) brought home stuff to make white russians last night. Now, I'm a white russian guy. I love them. They are my favorite alcoholic beverage of all time. I don't fuck around with white russians.

However my brother in law is broke, so he bought some cheap liquor. Seagram's vodka and some bullshit Kahlua knock off that tastes like ass.

I guess I don't understand why you'd bother if you weren't going to get/couldn't afford quality shit. I mean first of all IMO you have to use actual Kahlua. Secondly, I mean spring the extra couple of bucks and at least get Absolut.

Seagram's?!

CSB.
 
I've been making white Russians for a couple of months now.

They're good.

Every now and then I'll keep it real and roll with a Black Russian. :unsure
 
And I agree. You gotta mix it with the good stuff. I use Absolut and Kahlua.

Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the liquor store. I'm running dangerously low on Kahlua.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I've been making white Russians for a couple of months now.

They're good.

Every now and then I'll keep it real and roll with a Black Russian. :unsure
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48 Hours reference, nice.

Absolut and Kahlua is what I usually use as well.
 
Now there is something that I have never considered...black Russians. Do they exists? Is it as hard to find black people in Russia as it is in New Braunfels?
 
I mean, DAVE CAMPO was the HC of the Cowboys.

I mean, what the frick...

And I'm seeing losers like Deveren Johnson and Randal Williams
 
My brother in law who is living with us for a bit while he gets on his feet (apparently it takes a REALLY long time to get on your feet)
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:lol
 
:unsure
 
1bigfan13 said:
I can provide you a link but I need to see a doctor's note first in order to verify that you don't have a heart condition.

Also, you're going to need some of those little blue pills.
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I don't need much of the pill. Just enough to keep me from peeing on my shoes.
 
EZ22 said:
My brother in law who is living with us for a bit while he gets on his feet (apparently it takes a REALLY long time to get on your feet)
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I'm convinced there's a secret meeting of brother in laws where they come up with new ways to procrastinate and finds ways to stay in your spare bedroom. Mine was here "just for a couple of months." A couple of months in BIL language meant 16.
 
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