Texas Ace
I'll Never Dream Again
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How close is near?
Just like he said - near.
Haven't you ever heard of Near, Georgia?

How close is near?

Same here. I used to laugh at people that used campers to camp. Saying that they weren't really camping. Funny how age changes your perspective on things. I now own a camper.
Yeah, good luck with that, nuttzy. They crazy. Or at least the momma is.![]()
Just like he said - near.
Haven't you ever heard of Near, Georgia?
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I've heard of far, like off the mark.
Yuppie ass
I'm strictly a tent guy, but it's big enough to host a moderately sized polka party.
Is she hooot?
Have been looking forward to a camping trip.
It's always nice to get out in the wild and act like a pioneer.
I have my personal cell, work cell, laptop, tablet, wife's cell, navigation in vehicle, DVD entertainment center in car, and kids' video games...and they all get shut off from the time we get there until about 5 minutes later.
I even drink my beer whilst holding my pinky erect.
~looks down nose~
So you call yours Pinky?
Nah, I call the little guy, tic tac.
It must be missing a toe.
Same here. I used to laugh at people that used campers to camp. Saying that they weren't really camping. Funny how age changes your perspective on things. I now own a camper.
Do you have a smart tv?
I watch Duck Dynasty too.

I watch Duck Dynasty too.
Do you have a smart tv?
Not in my tent, but I do have one.
It's taller than Ace on Deuce's shoulders though.

I'm not sure what you're implying, but I'm pretty sure you're making fun of me, so I must drop a GFY and hope you pick it up.