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Actually, he is spot on.

~rolling up shirt sleeve~

That is one of more renowned American candy producers and they have shit for a product.

If it weren't for grandparents thinking kids like it and old people who still remember Brach's as a brand, nobody would consume it.

Had to go and look at the Brach's lineup and I have to agree, the only thing that was mildly interesting was chocolate stars and I am sure you could get better almost anywhere else.
 
Actually, he is spot on.

~rolling up shirt sleeve~

That is one of more renowned American candy producers and they have shit for a product.

If it weren't for grandparents thinking kids like it and old people who still remember Brach's as a brand, nobody would consume it.

Chocolate stars, royals, caramels, jelly nougats, neopolitan coconut, christmas tree nougats, marshmallow easter eggs, root beer barrels.

About the only thing on that list that I can find anymore is the caramels and christmas candy.

The rest seem to be gone forever.

~reaching out and biting lip~
 
during Halloween, the houses that passed out Brach's were known as the cheap asses; lower on the props scale than the dentist that handed out apple slices and quarters. Par for the course are the fun size skittles, snickers, Reese's, etc. king of the houses would give out full size candy bars - They never got the toilet papering. Had the protection from the neighborhood kids mafioso.

Bunch of entitled little shit heads.

These are exactly the kinds of punks we look for on Halloween night.

~hiding in the bushes with a chainsaw~
 
You give me a whole mess of Brach's taffy and I will not be mad at you.
 
Iamtdg is all about that Laffy Taffy. We know this.
 
I say this with a heavy heart...no candy company has ever properly replicated banana flavor in any of their candies.
 
Banana runts are as good as it gets.
 
My grandma worked for Brach's until she retired. Mostly a bunch of crap candy, IMO. The Royals and Chocolate Stars were OK and there were a few other passable ones, but overall it was mostly garbage.
 
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My grandma worked for Brach's until she retired. Mostly a bunch of crap candy, IMO. The Royals and Chocolate Stars were OK and there were a few other passable ones, but overall it was mostly garbage.

You make my world crumble.
 
Right...and it will not pass.

I can send you my recipe for Banana McNutt Bread.

It's always at the top of our friends' and family's x-mas wish list.
 
Is it as good as Yucatan Potato Salad?

It would rape YPS if left in unsupervised proximity for 5 minutes.
 
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