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Carp said:
My farts have sounded like the opening of Wanted Dead or Alive lately.
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When I was a young kid, probably around 5th grade or so, I would occasionally stay overnight at a friend's house on a weekend night. The kid's dad was a total hillbilly and was originally from West Virginia. One night when I was staying over I left the kid's room in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something and his dad was up in the living room watching television. He was naked, sitting in a leather recliner eating an onion as if were an apple. He farted and his ass cheeks flapped loudly against the leather chair. It was both hilarious and very disturbing at the same time. Definitely something I don't think I'll ever forget.
 
E_D_Guapo said:
When I was a young kid, probably around 5th grade or so, I would occasionally stay overnight at a friend's house on a weekend night. The kid's dad was a total hillbilly and was originally from West Virginia. One night when I was staying over I left the kid's room in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something and his dad was up in the living room watching television. He was naked, sitting in a leather recliner eating an onion as if were an apple. He farted and his ass cheeks flapped loudly against the leather chair. It was both hilarious and very disturbing at the same time. Definitely something I don't think I'll ever forget.
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:lol

WTF
 
Couple things about Jerry Sandusky...he liked to eat his onions naked and his boys young.

Sorry for your loss of innocence ED.
 
Carp said:
Couple things about Jerry Sandusky...he liked to eat his onions naked and his boys young.

Sorry for your loss of innocence ED.
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:lol

This dude was a trip but he wasn't really creepy. I'm sure he didn't anticipate me walking out while he was naked eating a raw onion in his chair in the middle of the night. He was a pretty bad drunk at times though. One time he was liquored and walked onto the field in the middle of one of our little league games to protest a call. His lumbering son, who never should have tried to steal second base, was thrown out. It was pretty clear but this guy did not agree so he interrupted the game to make his drunken opinion loud and clear. He was banned from the park and I remember feeling bad for his wife, who was horribly ashamed/embarrassed.
 
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I just got back from Vegas yesterday, we hit up Lake Mead one of the days and boated around for a few hours, and I just have to say that carp are the nastiest god damned fish I've ever seen in my life and I wished that I had a spear so that I could have harpooned some of them right in their disgusting mouths.

That is all.
 
You should have bought them a bag of popcorn and fed them you stuck up bastard.
 
People go on a nice vacation and get PISSED OFF GRR because the fish were ugly? Ok, I guess.
 
Kbrown said:
People go on a nice vacation and get PISSED OFF GRR because the fish were ugly? Ok, I guess.
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You have been very negative and cynical lately, Kristopher. Is everything okay?
 
Kbrown said:
People go on a nice vacation and get PISSED OFF GRR because the fish were ugly? Ok, I guess.
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I wasn't pissed, just making an observation because they were in fact quite disgusting looking, if not amusing.
 
No one likes carp.
 
One time I went fishing and had a terrible time. The bait was disgusting! Never again, buddy. never. again.
 
I like nuttz.

:unsure
 
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