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I also like the twix and snickers ice cream bars.
 
I also like the twix and snickers ice cream bars.

I haven't had the Twix ice cream bar, but the Snickers one is delicious.
 
No one has nominated Butterfinger. Butterfinger icream is top drawer.
 
We were talking about candy bars.

If you have a bag full of the mini Nestle candy bars, more times than not the Butterfingers are the last to go...much like the Hershey's Dark in a Hershey's mini bag.

It's just a fact, Butterfinger is an inferior candy bar.

The fact that it gets stuck in your teeth so bad is probably the biggest reason.
 
We were talking about candy bars.

If you have a bag full of the mini Nestle candy bars, more times than not the Butterfingers are the last to go...much like the Hershey's Dark in a Hershey's mini bag.

It's just a fact, Butterfinger is an inferior candy bar.

The fact that it gets stuck in your teeth so bad is probably the biggest reason.

We all know the folks in Georgia don't have teeth. You heard a rumor didn't you.
 
We all know the folks in Georgia don't have teeth. You heard a rumor didn't you.

Border duel.

You're gonna hit the ground, old man!!!

For what it's worth, I found your reply to be witty and fresh.
 
I don't like Butterfingers. In a pinch I will eat one, but not something I will actively seek out.
 
Now moving on to non-candy bar related candy.

Big fan of Gobstoppers, Hot Tamales, and Sweet Tarts...regular or Mini Chew.
 
Now moving on to non-candy bar related candy.

Big fan of Gobstoppers, Hot Tamales, and Sweet Tarts...regular or Mini Chew.
Not a fan of any of those, especially Sweet Tarts.

I will kill a bag of Reese's Pieces, Sour Patch Kids or Peanut M&M's, though.
 
Butterscotch and peppermints, bitches.

Act like you've been here before.
 
I don't like the way Hershey Kisses come in all these damn flavors nowadays.

If I want a fucking cordial cherry, I'll buy a box of them.

Don't trick me into that bullshit when I think I'm buying some xmas kisses.
 
It's approaching the end of the month and I'm struggling like a mother.

My wife recently took a job as a nursing instructor, so she gets paid once a month as well.

This shit is going to take some skilled budget planning.
 
Butterscotch and peppermints, bitches.

Act like you've been here before.

You are showing your age...add candy corn to it and you will have the same spread of candy a 70 year old widow would have.
 
You are showing your age...add candy corn to it and you will have the same spread of candy a 70 year old widow would have.

Werther's Original make the honeys forget about their man.
 
You are showing your age...add candy corn to it and you will have the same spread of candy a 70 year old widow would have.

How is it you know so much about 70 year old widows?
 
I will punch you in the face for a handful of Milk Duds.
 
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