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I always force a shit before jogging, just because I'm old and there's no worse feeling than having to shit in some stranger's hedges when the cramps hit you midstride.

Forced shits generally equal messy wipes.
 
Forced shits generally equal messy wipes.

That shit don't concern a mother fucker who's got wet wipes stacked like the Burj Khalifa.
 
That shit don't concern a mother fucker who's got wet wipes stacked like the Burj Khalifa.

Wet wipes is a solid argument. I will bow out of this one.
 
It's like I don't even care anymore.
 
Except I do care.
 
Holy fuck, I'm hungry.
 
Gonna go get a Payday. brb
 
While I'm gonna... best candy bar of all time. Discuss.
 
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Not sure if anyone has had the new Reeses Fast Break bar...but that shit is amazing.
 
Not sure if anyone has had the new Reeses Fast Break bar...but that shit is amazing.

I have not, but I have had a few of the Clif bars, and they were terrible.
 
Not sure if anyone has had the new Reeses Fast Break bar...but that shit is amazing.

I ate a Fast Break like 10 years ago.

Where the hell you been?
 
Not sure the correlation, but ok.

Oh, because of the name I assumed it was some energy bar that Reese's came out with. Like I said, never had it.

Oh, and Clif bars suck.
 
Just T-Dawg, Carp, and mcnuttz hanging in the Test Thread.

 
Top that! :towel
 
I would not take to kindly to that girl rapping up in my face like that.
 
So, if we are talking about best candy bar, does it have to be 'Murcan? Because honestly, our candy bars suck compared to the rest of the world.
 
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