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I thought you drank Glenlivet. You mix pop with it?

Son, I am disappoint.

Of course I don't mix the Glen with "pop" or "so-DAH".

But when you have crappy Cruzan laying around and nothing else, oh well.
 
Of course I don't mix the Glen with "pop" or "so-DAH".

But when you have crappy Cruzan laying around and nothing else, oh well.

My faith in you is restored.

Yeah, I can see mixing with a cheap, shitty hooch if it's all you've got.
 
Business must be absolutely booming for you right now [MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION]. Holy crap the flooding! It isn't nearly as bad in the Austin area (with respects to the poor folks in Wimberley who got washed away inside of a vacation home :sad) as it is in Houston and parts of north Texas/Oklahoma but we definitely have our share of flooding.
 
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[MENTION=85]Kbrown[/MENTION]

How'd you make out with this weather?

It poured like crazy, but I don't have any nearby flooding, but that didn't stop the job from canceling the day.

:towel
 
We have had a record May in Lubbock. My wife flooded her van out last week it was so bad.
 
I got the Flash Flood warning to my phone at around midnight. It advised that it would last till 2:45, but I woke up around 4 and it was still raining harder than it was when I went to sleep. I don't think our street flooded like last time, but it's stressing me out.
 
I was shitting bricks because my doctor thought I had a tear in my Achilles. Stepped into a hole while jogging and did not no0tice it for about a week, then it just blew up. Thankfully it was just a grade II sprain and not a tear...did not want to spend all summer walking around in a boot.
 
I was shitting bricks because my doctor thought I had a tear in my Achilles. Stepped into a hole while jogging and did not no0tice it for about a week, then it just blew up. Thankfully it was just a grade II sprain and not a tear...did not want to spend all summer walking around in a boot.

My cousin tore his Achilles playing basketball a year or so ago, and I can say that I highly doubt you would be walking around in a boot. He had a little knee cart type thing that he had to use to get around.
 
My cousin tore his Achilles playing basketball a year or so ago, and I can say that I highly doubt you would be walking around in a boot. He had a little knee cart type thing that he had to use to get around.

That is what the doc said because it was not a complete tear.
 
Those scooters are a nice look though.

I thought about getting one just to jet around the neighborhood on.
 
Those scooters are a nice look though.

I thought about getting one just to jet around the neighborhood on.

You should use one, then keeping switching what leg you are using. Keep people on their toes.
 
You should use one, then keeping switching what leg you are using. Keep people on their toes.

But I won't use a handicap sticker.

When I park at the Wal-Marts I'll catch up some speed then hit the rumble strips at the front door like a fucking boss.
 
My cousin tore his Achilles playing basketball a year or so ago, and I can say that I highly doubt you would be walking around in a boot. He had a little knee cart type thing that he had to use to get around.

A couple years ago we were playing basketball every Sunday and one of the guys that would come out was joking around before we started one afternoon saying his wife told him "You're too damn old to be out there playing basketball. Better make sure you have the insurance card handy". He came up hobbled during the game and thought he stepped on something on the court, so we were looking around to see if there was anything there. There wasn't and he left in serious pain. Turned out he blew out his Achilles. Pretty sure it took him the better part a year to really recover. Needless to say, he has retired from pickup basketball. I pretty much have too. Another guy we played with broke his ankle, another broke a couple fingers, etc. I don't need any broken bones or ruptured tendons.
 
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I still wonder if Geng gets a notification every time someone posts in the Test Thread.
 
I had one of those when I broke my leg.

Did I ever tell you guys about that?

That sounds terrible, guy.

I hope I'm not out of line when I implore you to post Pics or GTFO.
 
Ahh fuck.
 
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