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So I think I met Hostile's Mexican cousin at the gym today. Looked just like him. He came in, tried to correct my form on bent-over rows, explained he learned good form from a Marine buddy named Lance who did bodybuilding. Told me about the time he and Lance swam with sharks in Hawaii. Told me about the time had to jiu jitsu some guys in a parking lot for following his family. Gave me tips on how get good muscle definition (again, despite looking like Hostile). Emphasized how crucial it is to stretch before and after workouts (although he stretched neither when he got there, nor when he left). Did like 5 reps of machine bench press, then left. This all took place literally over a matter of ten minutes.
 
Kbrown said:
So I think I met Hostile's Mexican cousin at the gym today. Looked just like him. He came in, tried to correct my form on bent-over rows, explained he learned good form from a Marine buddy named Lance who did bodybuilding. Told me about the time he and Lance swam with sharks in Hawaii. Told me about the time had to jiu jitsu some guys in a parking lot for following his family. Gave me tips on how get good muscle definition (again, despite looking like Hostile). Emphasized how crucial it is to stretch before and after workouts (although he stretched neither when he got there, nor when he left). Did like 5 reps of machine bench press, then left. This all took place literally over a matter of ten minutes.
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You should be grateful. A trainer of that caliber would cost you huge sums. :art
 
Kbrown said:
So I think I met Hostile's Mexican cousin at the gym today. Looked just like him. He came in, tried to correct my form on bent-over rows, explained he learned good form from a Marine buddy named Lance who did bodybuilding. Told me about the time he and Lance swam with sharks in Hawaii. Told me about the time had to jiu jitsu some guys in a parking lot for following his family. Gave me tips on how get good muscle definition (again, despite looking like Hostile). Emphasized how crucial it is to stretch before and after workouts (although he stretched neither when he got there, nor when he left). Did like 5 reps of machine bench press, then left. This all took place literally over a matter of ten minutes.
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Sometimes we don't realize when we're in the presence of greatness until it leaves us.

Your heart will go on...at some point.
 
Kbrown said:
So I think I met Hostile's Mexican cousin at the gym today. Looked just like him. He came in, tried to correct my form on bent-over rows, explained he learned good form from a Marine buddy named Lance who did bodybuilding. Told me about the time he and Lance swam with sharks in Hawaii. Told me about the time had to jiu jitsu some guys in a parking lot for following his family. Gave me tips on how get good muscle definition (again, despite looking like Hostile). Emphasized how crucial it is to stretch before and after workouts (although he stretched neither when he got there, nor when he left). Did like 5 reps of machine bench press, then left. This all took place literally over a matter of ten minutes.
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You must have the patience of Job or you just wanted to seee how far this was going.

I would not have lasted a minute.
 
Jiggyfly said:
You must have the patience of Job or you just wanted to seee how far this was going.

I would not have lasted a minute.
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You could have let us know a while ago.
 
Jiggyfly said:
You must have the patience of Job or you just wanted to seee how far this was going.

I would not have lasted a minute.
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I was a set away from being done anyway, and I am kind of too polite/awkward to tell people to F off unless I'm in a particular mood.
 


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boozeman said:


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Look who's a registered sex offender approx. 2 miles from my house. :lol

http://sexoffenders.local10.com/search

I didn't purposely search him out. I was looking at restaurant ratings on one of the local news websites and saw the link for registered sex offenders in the area.

Clicked the link -- punched in my zip code -- then clicked on one of the icons close to my house and old LT (not ours) pops up.
 
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